A CROSS CONTINENT MISH MASH WITH A REUNION OF SORTS? READ ON...

The people of the internet.. thanks for taking the time out of your work / wank / stalking time to read this very important bulletin regarding Double Dragon, Truth Corroded, Ben 'Moify-twinkle fingers' Murphy and Davin ' Id rape a dog to go on tour with anyone' Buttery.

Everyone knows, that Truth Corroded are our boys. Brothers from other mothers if you will. Due to some really unfortunate circumstances, Truth Corroded's wrist riffing machine Mark Lennard will NOT be playing Truth Corroded's upcoming and exciting tour of Japan / China and Bangcok. The TC guys approached us to see if we could lend our guitarist Dav to help out, and seeing as Dav has helped out TC before on our last tour of Perth, and seeing us they are dumb enough to actually want Dav's services, we happily obliged, on the condition that they completely fuck the cunt up, make him have a terrible time and stir him up about being the biggest band hopping Adelaide Slut there ever has been.

We have seen Dav play with Truth Corroded before in Perth, on our recent Devastation Decimation run of perth, and low and behold, the cunt did an alright job and if he wasn’t moonlighting from DD, we wouldnt have thrown rocks at him... despite our stoning backlash, really it was alright.

Truth Corroded will be playing with Davin in Adelaide nov ??? for a once of special show. In fear of Davin embarrasing the shit out of the Truth Corroded fans, band and legacy, Truth Corroded have decided to play under the guise of "The Warlords Crawl" just incase he fucks it up and causes the Adelaide TC fans to riot.

SPECIAL SHOW ONE NIGHT ONLY – DAV with TRUTH CORRODED.

TRUTH CORRODED: THRASH AND CONQUER – ASIA 2009

So while Davin uses all our years of contacts to further his own goals, we are left with a month to do fuck all, and as all of you probably know, if there is one thing Double Dragon dont like, its doing nothing at all. So we decided to get on the old dog and bone and see if Sir Moifalot would like to play a special show with us, playing all of our older material, the songs that helped us get big enough so his future replacements would get the chance to tour with TC - and he said, yeah fuck yeah, Dav's a cunt, I wouldnt do this for anyone or anyother reason, but yeah, lets destroy it one last time, as long as we can play IN THE PLACE WHERE THE SONGS WERE CONCIEVED. So, we are getting our old mate Carmen from House Of Sap ( POORAKA / McGowan ST ) to build as a special stage in the chill area where the pool tables are, and we have invited our buddies MATAHORN ( 70's cover band ) and TROOPS OF DOOM  ( Sepultura Cover band ) to come and rock out with us till the wee hours.

please note... Dav's a cunt, but we love him.