- I was gonna delete my drunk blog but it was too funny. Hey I’m young and allowed to do that every once in a while. Aj complained about short blogs, so this one is long.
- After taking a month off in Wilson cuz of the fair we had a really bad turnout Friday. My bad guys. I wont let that happen again.
- Good turnout as usual for snow hill. The crowd isn’t always into it there, but they were Sat. Great show and great fan support.
- Happy B-day to Darrian’s sister Tara, Hector and Chris.
- Novak will be having knee surgery soon. Been there, done that. Wish you a speedy recovery like I had.
- Shawn Alexander is recovering well from elbow surgery and hopes to be back soon. Good Luck!
- Me and Kimo vs Phil Shatter and Aiden Chambers Nov. 6 in Kinston. Plus Joey Silvia and Butch vs AAA, plus Scotty Matthews, oh my what a card! Where else ya gonna see that? NO where!
- I haven’t been to the movies in so long, its crazy. I gotta go see something soon.
- “im on a boat” is so fricken funny
You Made Your Bed Now Lie In It
If I make a bad decision, you wont hear me whine about it. I take it like a man. Sometimes I hear people screw up and then cant admit they were wrong, blame others, whine and cry or wont accept consequences. If you screwed up and did something stupid, don’t expect sympathy or forgiveness, take your medicine, man up and accept it. For example, 90% of people that quit UWC, want back in within like a month. My initial thought to that is: WTF were u thinkin when u quit? You made your decision, now live with it.
When I was in school, I had major commitment issues. I was kinda seeing this girl. We weren’t exclusive, we could see other people but she wanted to be exclusive and I didnt. Well she started seeing someone else. I realized I liked her, so I offered her the relationship she wanted, but she chose the other guy. I moved on and a month later she was back asking if the offer still stood. Hell no it didn’t. She had her chance and blew it. She was pissed but I’m nobodies 2nd choice. She cried about it to all my friends for like a month before moving on. You make your bed, you gotta lie in it.
I’m On A Boat – Lonely Island
Aww sh*t, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the f***ing deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your mother****ing toes
We running this, let's go
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mother****ing boat (boat, yeah)
I'm on a boat mother****er take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, b***h (b***h)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and sh*t
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, mother****er, don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
Then you're sure not me-oh
Get the f**k up, this boat is REAL!
F**k land, I'm on a boat, mother****er
F**k trees, I climb buoys, mother****er
I'm on the deck with my boys, mother****er (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, mother****er
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I f***ed a mermaid
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motha****in' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)