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Status: Single
Country: UK
Signup Date: 2/27/2007
Monday, July 30, 2007 
Hi Tomcats!

Just flown in from LA to find out that some screwball is running a competition to win a copy of my new CD "The Johnny Moped Bootleg Tapes" (out in 3 weeks time).

Apparently this lunkhead says all you have to do is think up a question to ask me, send it in to this site and if your question gets aired on my new "ASK JOHNNY" Bideo you win!

I'll give you a clue I've already answered "How to hone a bludgeon", "start a moped", "where babies come from".

I wasn't expecting this.....

JM
7:34 AM
 
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Captain Sensible

 
I want that CD so.... er,

How long does it take a toenail clipping to bio degrade?

Was Crossroad's Benny and Miss Diane's romance doomed from the start and what would you put this down to? Is there anything to be learned here for young lovers and / or kitchen staff?

If the secret services DIDN'T bump off Lady Di in that tunnel in Paris when she had said she was going to destroy the Royal Family on return to the UK what the f**k DO they do with all that money we pay them via taxes.

Those kids who shouted 'Baldy, Baldy' at Alf Garnett.... do you think any of THEM are follically challenged these days.... and if so, do you think they might regret that incident all those years ago.

In the USA touring bands quite often modify their bus engines to run on waste fat from eateries that deal in junk food. Of course this does make the exhaust fumes smell of wherever the oil was sourced from. Is this a good idea in the UK? And what smells might we be enjoying as we walk down the road if it takes off?

Metallica (a heavy metal band) took Napster the downloading internet people to court claiming they had lost a lot of cash thanks to their software. Shall we have a whip round for them and how much personally will you add to the fund?

That's all I can think of for now, but looking at the responses to this Blog I am looking good for the CD so far!!!
 
Posted by Captain Sensible on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 5:47 PM
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briankerr77
brian kerr

 
wot
 
Posted by briankerr77 on Tuesday, January 06, 2009 - 10:16 PM
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The Happy Pilgrim

 
No Sensible!You will not win!!!Can you explain.....in simple terms.....why Victorian men found it essential to wear a nightcap to bed?
 
Posted by The Happy Pilgrim on Thursday, September 13, 2007 - 6:53 PM
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LeoMusic

 
I want to win.

Where did i lose my keys the other day?

cant think of any more just yet. Pathetique? Hope so
 
Posted by LeoMusic on Saturday, October 27, 2007 - 11:57 AM
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boris the cardboard box
Mark Hill

 
how do u make an incendiary device?
 
Posted by boris the cardboard box on Saturday, October 27, 2007 - 4:27 PM
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james

 
slimey toad or pretender?
 
Posted by james on Thursday, November 08, 2007 - 9:58 PM
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Dantanian

 
How many blue beans make 5?
 
Posted by Dantanian on Friday, November 09, 2007 - 12:57 PM
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THE MASONICS

 
Did you ever have that 'Other Baby', and if so, where is he/she/it now?
And where are you?

Hasty bananas,
The Masonics
 
Posted by THE MASONICS on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 7:08 PM
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Shanne

 
WHO AM I?

I NEED THAT ALBUM
 
Posted by Shanne on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 - 12:13 AM
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Gabi Berlin

 
Seeing as how your voice was so high on that little queenie song,,,did you ever have children?
 
Posted by Gabi Berlin on Sunday, December 30, 2007 - 4:43 AM
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apocalypse lounge

 
Do I win a copy if I send you a picture of the 10cm Cycledelic badge I got off you in Croydon in about 1978?

Here's Hoping!!!
 
Posted by apocalypse lounge on Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 11:05 PM
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apocalypse lounge

 
I gotta win the cd for the sheer cheek of wearing a Moped badge for 30 years!!!
 
Posted by apocalypse lounge on Saturday, August 02, 2008 - 11:16 AM
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