so today i got my green on. plodding on over to smudgerino's, he wasn't up, so i was sat out in the garden when his dad asked me to clean out the shed for him. i took all the crap out, and brushed out all the stuff in there, full completely of spiders. i shit myself so many times when one popped out, it was horrible. but i did a buggering good job, i'll tell you. fter that he got me to clear the front garden from all the paer and litter that had collected in it. got a bag full. then he said "do you know how to use a strimmer?" well, who doesn't? so he got me to strim the front garden. 3 seconds of using it and the wire came out. so we had to find out some more wire, and refill it. after that i got strimming! slaughtered the hell out of that grass. i did the same with the back garden, slaughtered the tall grass with the strimmer. also had to use the lawn mower. then he got the idea to try and adjust the ariel on the roof. so we climbed onto the shed and i held the ladders whilst he climbed onto the roof. he shimmied along to the aerial, screaming about how hot the roof was. "it's fucking hot! it's burning my arse!" hahaha, the dozy twat. so he moved it a bit, and just tried to get back down. "it's fucking scorching! argh, it fucking kills!" well, it's hot tiles david, what were you expecting? watching him try and climb down the roof was hilarious. "my arse is burning!" oh how i laughed at him. he is a silly twat.

now smudge watched japanorama one time and saw these "kami robo" things, robot wrestlers made out of paper. they're made quite good, and look pretty cool too, and it's something to do, so we're having a go at making one. it's going alright so far, just getting the sizes right is pretty hard.

in other news, someone is trying to steal my girlfriend. he sent a message along the lines of "ditch your bf and come live with me". lovely.