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Last Updated: 12/19/2009

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~Kauri~ (2)
Tuesday, September 16, 2008 
so I just bought Bill Maher's new book "NEW RULES" and i couldnt help myself... please go buy the book. Not only is Maher the most rad comedian ever, he's the most rad comedian ever.. buy the fucking book!

here's a few of my favorites...

NEW RULE:
Stop fucking with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle- it's square, with a bigger label and the top is now the bottom. And by the time Grampa figures out to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you've just solved the Social Security crisis..

NEW RULE:
Stop running ads I don't understand. I'm not sure if IBM's latest is advertising weapons of mass destruction or stool softener. Then there's the one with the clouds moving in fast motion, some Buddhist monks on a cell phone, and James Earl Jones saying, "We're the world leader in virtual network upstream data retrieval." What? Hey, Fuck you. I watch TV to see bimbos marry strangers for money. If I wanted to be confused, I'll take mushrooms..
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~Kauri~

 
fuck yeah.


I will definetly check that out... I hope my grandma doesn't get her perscriptions filled at target...
 
Posted by ~Kauri~ on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 3:13 AM
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