HAHA. Funny, I have a very salient memory of a Don Hill freak wearing a beetle green iridescent body suit, painted green down to his geek receding scraggly long hair, and flicking his tongue at me the second to last time I was at Don Hill for some sort of metal night. Maybe I missed the love of my life. All that spilled MILF. I feel bad. All those poor children who will be seeing their mother's desperate, hungry beavers in ink blots 20 years down the line as they remember staying in grandma's trailer while mommy tried to screw her way back to her crumpled up youth. I guess this upcoming show is the modern version of The Graduate? Sad times.

 

You actually saw this debacle?
 

dude, I took the fucking picture!

 

“and The Nuge touched my coochie when I was 18."


Has there ever been a more perfect line for one of your future songs?

 

just wow.

 

It might be the best article anybody has ever written, this month.

 

"slipped one past the goalie..."  Hilarious.