ROACHES MUFFINS

So u says u gots problems with nasty cockroaches? Maybe u gots problems likes this?...

Me not thinks u gots such big problems! Me thinks u gots big chance to makes some wonderfuls roaches muffins! Meow... If u not gots problems likes this then u can gets roaches at specialties markets when they is in seasons.

U buys thems likes u buys eggs. Meow... U can also gets freezer dried-up cockroaches likes these...

This guy really likes to eats his roaches plain. Meow...

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ok...ok...so... is pictures of blueberrys muffins. Me not gots pictures of roaches muffins so... u just pretends that blueberries is pieces of cockroaches. ok? Meow?

Roach Muffin

Ingredients:

half a cup of butter

a quarter of a cup of sugar

1 egg

1 and a half cups of old mashed bananas

1 and three quarters cups of self-raising flour

half a teaspoon of nutmeg

a quarter of a tea-spoon of baking soda

a handful of cockroaches

Method: pre-heat the oven and grease your muffin pans. Blend the butter and sugar, together, and then mix in the egg and banana. Combine the dry ingredients and then mix them into the wet ingredients. Place the mixture into the muffin tins and add a cockroach into each muffin. Push it in well then cook for about 20-25 minutes.

Me also likes to puts others stuffs in these muffins... stuffs likes the extra flies and moths that me catches in house. They makes good compliments to muffins likes this. Meow

Enjoys!

Meow