<P>Mars</P><P>My name is Frankie and I am a tom cat.  I live with my sister Merlin and our human slave Susan in a country called Scotland.  My mummy is trying to "Save" your uncle Paul and had to buy a photograph of your human daddy at an auction in aid of the fund.  </P><P>I am stealing access to the computer whilst she is sleeping.  Humans are pretty stupid.</P><P>I don't know any dogs as we live indoors and I don't think that I would like them.  But human mummy loves dogs and you are famous so we will be nice to you.  You will have to be nice to Merlin - she beat me up the other week and I was ill.</P><P> </P>