So this lady called 911. You'd think she'd of been in some sort oof situation where she needed help, right? Well...*cough* Her emergency was that BurgerKing got her order wrong three times. YES! Thats right...BK didnt give the fucktard her western bacon cheesburger. LORD HAVE MERCY! I dont have a site for this, but it was all recorded and I heard it while watching Maury during my break on Friday. She wanted a cop down there so that BK would give her the right order...the 911 operator, in effect, said; Fuck no fatty! The operator said they wouldnt send anyone there, that it was between her and tthe manager, asking how the cop would help. The woman replied with; "Well, they're suppose to serve and protect!" To which the operator responded; "What are they going to protect you from? The bacon cheeseburger?" Laughs were had all around tthe breakroom.
I dont know what has come over people these days. This little happening is almost as bad as the woman who sued McDonalds...almost. Sorry, nothing tops the dumbass who didnt think he coffee wasnt going to burn her if it spilled. Speaking of lawsuit...I wonder if that above woman sued the BK? Hrm...I reckonn Im gonna look into thatt. If she did..thenn she wins the darwin award hands down. I dont care if she didnt die...she deserves it!
I dunno if anyone has kept their eye on the news lately, but Egypt is, basically, being invaded. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080125/ap_on_re_mi_ea/israel_palestinians;_ylt=AsdgWrbA.YjMhv5RzlXxRua9IxIF)
Yep...that group Hamas broke down thee barrier on the border of Egypt and Gaza, letting a flood oof people in. The Egyptian guards tried to close the border, but were repelled by rocks...lots of rocks. They even brought dogs in, but thosee dogs were shot and killed by Hamas militants. ZOMG! WHERE'S PETA ON THIS ONE! Quick, PETAman! Send over a squad of veggie, goat-fucking people to Egypt! Tell them how wronng they are! qUICK! BEFORE ITS TOO LATE! OH WONT SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 (Actually, over there, dogs are viewed as impure by their religious beliefs. Yes, I know, it sucks, but hey...itts their beliefs)
*Ahem*
So the Egyptians retreated as people poured into the country. FUCKING WEAK! Screw politics...fucking do sometthing bout them bastards! They arent using force because they're afraiid of the backlash from theiir own people who are sympathic with the gazans...yet they dont want terrorists getting into their country. Screw what yer population thinks- SAVE YER COUNTRY FROM TERRORISTS! I think that takes prioritty over what any one thinks. Who gives two shits and a dollar if yer people ar sympathic when (badly) trained killers are getting into your nation? Pretty soon those people may be DEAD because of the army's delayed reaction into closing the gap.
This would be like the mexican army (LOL) breaking a hole inn the fence and letting theiir populationn pour in. (Not that it isnt all ready like that...jus minus the whole army and hole in the wall...instead its UNDER the wall). I wouldnt give a damn what the rest of the US population would think, I'd send in a fucking company of jarheads to plug the whole and shoot up anyone who tries to enter. DO SOMETHING EGYPT! SAVE THE PYRAMIDS!!!!!!11111!1!1!1!1
Oh Hugo Chavez...why cant you be a good Commie and just drop dead all ready? Or atleast come out of the closet...because obviously you have a hard on for Bush and Conndi that you need to satisfy by announcing ludacris reports that the US annd Colombia plan on taking military action agaiinst yer POS country. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080126/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/venezuela_colombia)
Believe me...if there were any plan...we'd of fuckin blown yer government back to the Big Bang by now. I'm forseeing a bigger problem for Venezualans in the future...though he's all ready a big problem- and thats old Huggie himself. I read somewhere that his promises have gone unclaimed. People are still suffering yet he said he'd help out. Ye-up...sounds like the begininng oof another dictator. The fucker all ready has a shit load oof power that he gained last year. Some bad shit is gonna go down...when, I dunno, but shit is gonna hit the fan sooner or later.
I hate paparatzzi...or however ya spell it. No, im not being mobbed by them (i'd be in jail by now for mass murder if that were the case). But seriously...I dont give a rats ass about some celebs private life.What they do is theiir business...I dont need to hear about it. If they wanna be a whore, theen soo be it. Stop spying onn them. Leave them be! STOP CHASING THEM DOWN IN PUBLIC! I feel bad for 'em because they get cooped up in their homes. Itt must suck havinng to disguise yerself at times so the stalkers dont find ya. Fuck man, GET A LIFE! Only a small amount of people actually give a damn...just end it now! Anyonne wonder why Brittany is going coo-coo? Yea...the media. I believe that there has jus beenn waaaaaaay too much pressure on her and she finally snapped. Im surprised that most oof the other celebs havent snapped...and shaved their heads. Poor souls....i think it should be legal for celebs to kill the patzi...Id pay to see that in the news for sure.