How's your father?

I told you Ed McMahon isn't my dad. What the fuck do you want now? You ruined any chance of me playing that club in Memphis ever again.

Yeah, so what? You're with me now. You belong to me now. We're together.

Yeah, well my cock doesn't belong to you and I was halfway pulling out of my wife when the phone went off.

Yeah so that's good right?

No. I fucking unloaded in her. I don't need another kid. If you didn't call I would have repainted one of the walls in my room instead.

I just called to see if you're gonna do Governor's on July 14th?

Yeah, I guess that's okay. Just don't call me "Adorable Eric". I don't like the name. And I really don't like you even. So you better pay me good.

Yeah, Yeah don't worry about it. You'll be handled.

Now, if you don't mind I feel another coming on.

What do you mean?

Well, you don't think I stopped pumpin' do ya? Just because you fucking called!? My first load is my weakest. I mean all kidding aside, did you ever see my fuckin' dick? I'll put it up against any hood rat.

Really? You're packing somethin' that fuckin' big?

Dice, did you ever hear a girl say and I'm talking about a girl that might have had 2 or 3 kids already...

Yeah...

Did you ever hear a girl say, "OOOOHHHHHHH IT'S JUST SO FUCKIN' BIGGGGGGG!!!!!"

…No.

And you never will. That's how fuckin' big it is! See ya at Governor's. I'll be the guy with the giant cock in his pants.