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Friday, July 06, 2007 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities


I told you you should have let me handle it.


I know.


Wheels, he's not stupid.


Oh really? He's not? Let me explain business to you. First off, why was he performing in fucking Atlanta on the 4th of July? Why didn't he have the kids count the people in the club at the beginning of the show?


Why? What would that have done?


Are you fucking stupid?


Andrew that does make sense.


If they would have counted the seats at the beginning of the show, the guys couldn't have ripped you off. You would have had an argument.


About what?


An argument that he skimmed and stole money from you.


I'm not stupid Wheels. I don't like when you call me stupid. I knew there was a problem with this guy when he didn't even offer to pick up the check at breakfast after the radio show.


That's a big red flag isn't it? Boy does that make you smart!


No, not just that. We went for something to eat after the first show at a diner and he didn't offer to pick up the check then either.


Eleanor, you fucked this?


What the fuck did you just say to me? Wheels let me tell you something. Two things are going to happen. One- The asshole is never going to play that shithouse in Atlanta again. Two- I'm going to bang your head through your fucking shoes with one of your giant chicken pots. Where the fuck do you come off talking that disrespectfully to me? What I do with him and where we do it is our fucking business. If I want to suck his dick on a Ferris Wheel or jerk him off into a lake…


You jerked him off into a lake?


It was really just a puddle after it rained. But it sounds more romantic when she calls it a lake.


Andrew, that's not the fucking point, you dumb clunk. The point is I'm not going to let this piece of shit talk dirty to me and get away with it.


I'm sorry El, I'm not trying to talk dirty I'm just saying that I should conduct all of his business and sort of control all of his finances to make sure we maximize his money. As a matter of fact, you could help. Doesn't that sound good?


I could help mange his money?


Yeah. You know we could do it together.


That's something maybe we should discuss over a drink.


But I can't go I'm in Orlando. I have to perform at Bonkerz Comedy Club tonight.


That's okay. Let me take care of this with Wheels.


How about I pick you up around 8:30?


Okay that sounds nice.


Okay, it's a date. Gotta run.

keywestsusie
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nice your problems sove themselves in five seconds.
 
Posted by keywestsusie on Saturday, July 07, 2007 - 1:21 AM
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Michele

 
i was wondering when i'd get to read some more from yaz....
 
Posted by Michele on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 7:08 PM
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geo godley

 
hickory prickory fuck,your wife was jerkin yer cock,after a cuddle you shot in a puddle,dump the goo up tassoo's wazoo.dice enriched my life with the most laughs!
 
Posted by geo godley on Sunday, August 12, 2007 - 10:20 AM
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Cigar Man Mike
Mikey Cigars

 
It must feel good to be loved!
 
Posted by Cigar Man Mike on Wednesday, April 02, 2008 - 4:28 PM
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John C

 
May I suggest an alternate location here in Atlanta for which you are already aware of?
 
Posted by John C on Thursday, April 03, 2008 - 6:07 PM
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Roadie/Comedian Dave Evans
Dave Evans

 
lmfao.....Funny shit Dice! The 1st f**k up was just being in Atlanta I think...lol..JK -haTERS! Always count so you don't get F**k'd. Now it's time to put that Venue out for the Count and Blast it and let everyone know to avoid a sh*t hole club that runs like that!
 
Posted by Roadie/Comedian Dave Evans on Wednesday, July 16, 2008 - 5:59 PM
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Justice

 
This is crazy!  I feel for U, bro!!  That U got all this shit on your mind, when U gotta' do your act...  I don't know how I could do it.

 
Posted by Justice on Friday, October 30, 2009 - 11:40 AM
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