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Friday, August 03, 2007 

AS ALOT OF YOU CAN SEE WE HAVE A RASCIST STALKER ON MY SITE HE GOES BY THE NAME "TASSOOOO"  THIS GUTLESS, SPINELESS, RACSIST, DECIDED THAT HE COULD WRITE WHATEVER HE FELT WITH NO REPROCUSSION. HE IS NOT A COMEDIAN, HE IS NOT A COMIC, HE IS NOT FUNNY IN ANY WAY OTHER THAN THE RIDICULOUS POSE ON HIS PROFILE PICTURE. A LITTLE TRICK THAT ANY FIVE YEAR OLD CAN DO. BUT FOR SOME REASON "TASSOOOO" FEELS THAT WE ARE ALL VERY IMPRESSED WITH HIS POSE, HIS HIDEOUS FACE, AND HIS HATRED FOR THE BLACK COMMUNITY. I ON THE OTHER HAND, DO NOT HATE AFRICAN AMERICANS. "TASSOOOO" HAS ALREADY BEEN REPORTED TO THE AUTHORITIES FOR THIS CRIME AND ALSO THE CRIME OF STALKING. IN THE LONG RUN "TASSOOOO" WILL PROBABLY WIND UP INSIDE SOME PENNETENTARY. NOW, LIKE I SAID IM JUST A COMEDIAN, MY JOB IS TO MAKE YOU ALL LAUGH. A JOB I LOVE TO DO. WHAT I SAY ONSTAGE IS COMEDIC SATIRE. WHAT "TASSOOOO" REEKS OF IS BIGOTRY AND THE HATRED AND LOATHING OF ANYONE THAT DOSENT HAVE THE SAME COLOR SKIN THAT HE DOES. IF I WANNA POSE IN MY PROFILE PICTURE WITH BLACK MEN, BLACK WOMEN, OR BLACK MIDGETS THATS MY CHOICE. YA SEE I DONT HATE BLACK PEOPLE, CHINESE, SPANISH, OR ANY OTHER RACE OR COLOR. WHAT I DO DESPISE IS THIS GUY "TASSOOOO" OR ANYBODY THAT THINKS LIKE HIM. NOW WHILE A CASE IS BEING BUILT TO PUT THIS PUKE BEHIND BARS, ALL OF YOU OUT THERE THAT HAVE BECOME MY FRIENDS ALSO HAVE THE RIGHT JUST AS "TASSOOOO" HAD TO WRITE YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT HIM ON MY PAGE HIS PAGE, AND EVERY PAGE YOU CAN REACH. ITS CALLED FREEDOM OF SPEECH. AND I FIGURE IF "TASSOOOO" SAYS HOW HE FEELS ABOUT ME AND MY AFRICAN AMERICAN FRIENDS THAN WE ALL HAVE THE RIGHT TO LET HIM KNOW WHAT WE FEEL ABOUT HIM WHETHER ON COMPUTER OR EVEN IN THE STREET. I MEAN HE'S GOTTA HAVE SOMEWHERE HE HIDES DURING THE DAY TO MAKE A FEW DOLLARS, TO PAY FOR HIS GYM MEMBERSHIP. THATS A GOOD IDEA IF YOU SEE HIM IN THE GYM ASK HIM TO DO THAT SILLY LITTLE POSE HE DOES ON A POLE. MAYBE HE'LL EVEN GO INTO MORE DEPTH ABOUT HIS THOUGHTS TOWARDS STALKING DICE AND HATING BLACK PEOPLE. ANYWAY "TASSOOOO" THIS IS COMING FROM ME "YOU ARE NOT JUST A LOSER IN THE GAME OF LIFE OBVIOUSLY YOU COME FROM A FAMILY OF ZERO'S THAT NEVER TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING OTHER THAN HATE SO SHAME ON THEM. BUT FUCK YOU FOR TRYIN TO FUCK WITH ME IM NOT JUST SOME KID ON MYSPACE. WHETHER YOU KNOW IT OR NOT IM CONSIDERED WHAT WOULD BE KNOW AS A WORLD STAR SO RIGHT KNOW YOU MIGHT ONLY SEE ELEVEN OR TWELVE THOUSAND FRIENDS ON MYSPACE BUT MY BLOGS ALONE GET BETWEEN 120-180 THOUSAND HITS PER DAY. THE ONLY REASON THERE HASENT BEEN ANY BLOGS LATELY IS BECAUSE IVE BEEN TOURING THE COUNRTY MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH SO FOR A LITTLE WHILE  IN THEIR LIVES THEY COULD FORGET THAT SCUM LIKE YOU... "TASSOOOO" EVEN EXIST IN THIS WORLD.  I DO HAVE SOMEONE WHO WORKS WITH ME TO PUT THE BLOGS UP PROPERLY. BUT VERY SHORTLY THERE WILL BE SOME VERY SPECIAL ONES ABOUT YOU. YOU LOW-LIFE, DO NOTHING, UNQUALIFIED, UNEDUCATED, SELF-HATING, RACSIST, GARBAGE. IF WE'RE LUCKY MAYBE YOULL RUN INTO A GROUP OF THE PEOPLE YOU HATE SO DEEPLY AND THEY WILL LET YOU KNOW HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU. ANOTHER THING ABOUT MY BLOGS, OVER THE LAST FOUR MONTHS IVE HAD THREE OF THE TOP BLOGS IN THE WORLD. I ALMOST FEEL BAD THAT SO MANY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO GET TO KNOW WHAT GARBAGE YOU REALLY ARE.  BUT THEN AGAIN "TASSOOOO" (AND BY THE WAY THE AUTHOROTIES DO HAVE YOUR GIVEN NAME ALREADY)  I DIDNT DO THIS TO YOU. YOU DID THIS TO YOU. LOTS OF LUCK OUT THERE IN THE NEW WORLD YOUVE CREATED FOR YOURSELF. ITS LIKE I TRY TO TELL PEOPLE AND FOR SOME REASON SOMETIMES I JUST HAVE TO MAKE THEM LISTEN...  NOBODY FUCKS WITH DICE... DICE DOES THE FUCKING"

                                                            SHALOM SHITHEAD YOUR INTERNET IDOL

                                                                                                     THE DICEMAN

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BEATLOAF
Beat Loaf

 
Yeah I know what you mean. I live in the Midwest and we have are own fair share of racists but they are out of control on myspace and all over the net. Sucks.
 
Posted by BEATLOAF on Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - 4:32 AM
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HATTMAN

 
Diceman:
It seems like thsi is just another asshole looking for his 2 minutes of internet fame. Very glad that you stopped him in his stinking tracks. Peace My Brother
 
Posted by HATTMAN on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 1:42 PM
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Frederick Casden
Frederick Ortiz

 
Damn

Now that's how to get things done!
 
Posted by Frederick Casden on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 3:09 PM
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Tom

 
Andrew Dice Gay I loved you on o and a, Frrrrrrunkis!!
 
Posted by Tom on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 3:26 PM
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Hippiemams

 
Shalom,
Andrew I am a loyal fan ....................
And will always be...............
Us East Coasters RULE !!!!!!!

Love you always...

hippie and family
 
Posted by Hippiemams on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 4:25 PM
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fj

 
Dice Im Glad You Put This Half A Hump In Place Cause He Was Pissin Me Off. His Name Fits Him Right. Tasso Rhymes With Asshole. Let Me Catch This Fucker In Miami.
 
Posted by fj on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 4:26 PM
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Herbold

 
damn i missed that I am totally stoked that dice is coming to nasheville tn on the 25th i never thought i would be able to attend a dice show i dont have the vocabulary to describe my elation for this


fuck yeah ..
herbold
 
Posted by Herbold on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 4:37 PM
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.

 
Find him 4 me i take care him no problem Danger59 from tampa
was hanging out with the brush and raymond franza (sopranos) filming
a documentary for HBO hope it flies its graff related check the ip address let me know were taso lives me love him long time.......Roland and andrea weekiwachee florida
 
Posted by . on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 5:33 PM
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keywestsusie
x x

 
DICE................................................
 
Posted by keywestsusie on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 5:38 PM
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Keller

 
Hell yeah, Diceman. "Nobody fucks with Dice" is absolutely correct-a-mundo. I heart you like whoahdotcom! *cute smile*

Amanda
 
Posted by Keller on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 6:16 PM
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Synergy

 
For this post and the opinions you expressed against Tassooo and racism in general, I applaud you.

The World is messed up, there is no place for hatred - not if we wish to be happy in the places and stages we are at in our lives at any given moment. And disrespect is just foul and should not be tolerated. You took that stand and I am proud of you for this.

Disrespect and lack of care for others as human being, no matter what status they carry in society, is the lowest form of discourse between human beings. GOD commanded us to love one another and do onto them (others) as we would have them do onto us... How many people can say they do that?

One of The former Number One Fans,
F~
Detroit
 
Posted by Synergy on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 6:21 PM
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Michele

 
block the mother fucker!!!!
 
Posted by Michele on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 7:15 PM
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Coley (Get a life n stay out of mine)

 
Where have you been baby I missed you!
 
Posted by Coley (Get a life n stay out of mine) on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 7:25 PM
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Big Daddy Cool
Dave Gunning

 
Hey yo Dice this stupid fuck dont let him get to ya...Heres something that will make you laugh think of this Tassoooo walking in your old school streets of bronx or philly where im from...running his fuckin mouth like that! The brick alook bitch bastard would not last a hour!
 
Posted by Big Daddy Cool on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 10:05 PM
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VALERIE LYNN OF BLACK SUNSHYNE!!
Valerie Lynn

 
Dude i just love you! Keep sticking it to the @$$Holes! :D xox
 
Posted by VALERIE LYNN OF BLACK SUNSHYNE!! on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 11:11 PM
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tommykaZi

 
FUCKSTICK! HE CAN SUCK MY BALL BAG! DICE KEEP WORKIN HARD AND DONT WORRY ABOUT US FADIN AWAY CUZ YOURE NOT POSTIN YOUR BLOGS AS MUCH!




KEEP ON DICIN!
 
Posted by tommykaZi on Saturday, August 04, 2007 - 12:02 AM
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Olaf
Kristian Pedersen

 
Dice, you are a star ! Fuck this fellow, and I am glad that you are doing your bit to expose this wanker by not deleting his rants. You make people laugh, irrespective of colour or creed. Nothing is wrong with that and it is a noble profession.

--Olaf from the Other Side of the Atlantic
 
Posted by Olaf on Sunday, August 05, 2007 - 12:21 PM
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Louie Luv Money
Louis Money

 
That's telling him Dice.....Awesome!
 
Posted by Louie Luv Money on Sunday, August 05, 2007 - 3:20 PM
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Diana / venusishot Monster Militia President!!!

 
Holy Crapppp...I don't smoke, but I feel like I need a cigarette!! Nice!!!!
 
Posted by Diana / venusishot Monster Militia President!!! on Monday, August 06, 2007 - 12:52 AM
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Mike Bellini
Mike Bellini

 
i heard that having a tiny little penis can cause racial anger. is that true?
 
Posted by Mike Bellini on Monday, August 06, 2007 - 10:40 PM
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Miron

 
I hate racist people hate them to death. I hate all people the same. Makes life simple.
 
Posted by Miron on Thursday, August 09, 2007 - 2:39 AM
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R.I.P. Delirium Nocturnum Tremens

 
DICE!!!!!! I love you man.
 
Posted by R.I.P. Delirium Nocturnum Tremens on Sunday, August 12, 2007 - 1:10 AM
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PorkchopBob
Bob Lingham

 
Social Justice and accountability, Stay funny let "Tassoooo", stay and fester lonely.
Peace
 
Posted by PorkchopBob on Monday, August 13, 2007 - 4:57 PM
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THE VORTEX!!

 
BRAVO< ANDREW!!! What a stance you took in the defense of the black race and I definatley agree!!!! TOO BAD YOU COULDN'T USE THE SAME KIND OF PASSION AND CONVICTION WITH THE TWO PEOPLE WHO HAVE STOOD UP AND DEFENDED YOU AND WHERE YOUR LOYAL FANS FOR FIFTEEN + YEARS!!!! NO TO THEM YOU COULDN'T GIVE THE TIME OF DAY FOR WHAT REASON I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!! I AM GLAD YOU HAVE SUCH A DESIRE TO DEFEND WHO YOU DON'T KNOW!! I JUST WISH YOU COULD YOU COULD HAVE THE COMPASSION FOR THOSE YOU DO!!!!!



ONE OF YOUR FORMER 1 FANS, COLETTE
 
Posted by THE VORTEX!! on Wednesday, August 15, 2007 - 2:04 PM
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geo godley

 
mary had a little gimp she screwed in her back ya-ad,tassoo sucked dice cock blew up inside his ahole hard
 
Posted by geo godley on Sunday, August 19, 2007 - 8:47 PM
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Smiley

 
All I gotta say is DAMN STRAIGHT. I have been a fan of yours for, well since I was twelve and sneeking in the middle of the night to laugh at your jokes in the early ninties. I'm so glad you're back. I am a single mother of four so I rarely get time to do things like seeing concerts but if anything comes out on vidio. I will definitly be one of the first ones to buy them. People need to understand that what a comic, singer, actor, or even a performance in the street is exactly that. Entertainment. The character you portray is hilarious;) Thank-you for being an American about this guy. This country was founded on everyone coming together and making something free. Right and wrong routes were taken to produce this great melding pot but it's still ours as long as we pay taxes. That's freedom for you right? lol
 
Posted by Smiley on Monday, August 27, 2007 - 11:59 PM
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Paula "HillBillyWitch"
Paula West

 
Well said now lie in my bed and ill give u a great backrub or in the tub stalkers suck trust me i know just feeding the cows hell get his assholes always do! fun loving girl give me a whirl or don't!
we could still be friends DICEMAN "HillBillyWitch"
 
Posted by Paula "HillBillyWitch" on Tuesday, August 28, 2007 - 6:10 AM
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Rossman
Ross Wallberg

 
Now that is what I am talking about, fuck that piece of shit Tassoooo (not literally you will get an infection). People like that are why this world is so fucked up.
 
Posted by Rossman on Thursday, September 13, 2007 - 8:25 PM
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The Computer Guy
Patrick Palmer

 
Kick ass, take names Diceman!
 
Posted by The Computer Guy on Monday, September 17, 2007 - 5:41 AM
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DARKMODE

 
I had the misfortune of having work with a narrow minded bigot like TASSOOOO 3 years ago at a Cafe I used to work at. He thought he was being big & clever & a funny guy by coming out with racist shit. At the time he thought people we laughing with him they weren't they were laughing at him for being an uneducated inbred. He soon stopped & after someone had a word with him about it. I can't stand people like this the world would be a better place without people like TASSOOOO. You did the right thing Dice you have shown loads of people what he really is he is a fucking SCUMBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Respect,

DM
 
Posted by DARKMODE on Sunday, November 18, 2007 - 11:26 PM
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Ford Fairlane

 
DICEMAN.... I FUCKED HIM! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
Posted by Ford Fairlane on Thursday, February 21, 2008 - 10:42 PM
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Ford Fairlane

 
DICEMAN.... I FUCKED HIM! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
Posted by Ford Fairlane on Thursday, February 21, 2008 - 10:42 PM
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Mark
Mark Brandwein

 
Dice, I am giving you a standing ovation for this response! Have a great Tour!
 
Posted by Mark on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 - 11:18 PM
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The Unofficial Marhonda Page

 
I particularly like the part where you say "Dice does the fucking." :)
 
Posted by The Unofficial Marhonda Page on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 1:18 PM
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Jipper

 
THATS THE DICEMAN.
- GOOD TOO HAVE FOUND YOUR SITE !
-WHOOOOOAAA!!!!!!
 
Posted by Jipper on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 4:08 AM
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Brodie

 
What pisses me off is the fact that you even have to post this sort of shit in the first place. That dumbfuck is such a dumb fuck he can't even figure out the difference between an act that uses comedy and himself, which is not an act, nor comedy. I think Tassoooo is going to get the ol' lassoooo in the assoooo after the Judge has his way with him.
 
Posted by Brodie on Sunday, May 11, 2008 - 7:34 PM
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Satans Child

 
When this ignoramous goes to jack ...u know how the saying goes.....black mother goose....he fucked em....OOOH!
 
Posted by Satans Child on Friday, May 23, 2008 - 3:32 AM
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~NIGHT OWL RECORDING~

 
Hey Dice, you want me to take this tassso down to the croc santuary, i'll show him the difference between a croc and a gator and see how fast this jerkoff can swim:).
 
Posted by ~NIGHT OWL RECORDING~ on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:23 AM
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S†AggeR

 
going to vegas in october do you have any events at that time on the strip
 
Posted by S†AggeR on Monday, February 23, 2009 - 12:33 AM
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CHAOS-BACKSTAGE@WWW.METALHAMMER.CO.UK

 
FUCK RACISM, AND FUCK RACISTS!
 
Posted by CHAOS-BACKSTAGE@WWW.METALHAMMER.CO.UK on Monday, March 09, 2009 - 4:40 AM
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Teri
Teri Mohr

 
Tired of racists and yes there is plenty in here. There is an amazing discovery....we all bleed red.
The Diceman lives Forever!

 
Posted by Teri on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 1:08 AM
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