I just came up with these.
Hold My Hand, Jesus (But Not in A Gay Way)
There's No Ring on Your Finger, Now There's A Noose Aroun' My Neck
Your Snotty Nose and Yellow Teeth are Makin' Me Blue
I Didn't Punch You (You Chinned My Fist)
The One Time I Didn't Work Overtime I Find You Two-Timin' Me with Tim
When You Suggested an Open Relationship, I Didn't Think You Meant Old Wounds
In My State, This Is Legal
Keep On Cryin' ('Cause Your Face Needs A Wash)
You Really Bowled Me Over (Until I Picked Up A Spare)
Have a bash. It's quite good fun.
Lloyd