1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
A rain jacket, an umbrella, some maps... and probably some beer.

2. When was the last time you threw up?
The day I realized I really am allergic to peaches.

3. What's your favorite curse word?
Probably bitch.  I never use it toward women, though. That's how women use it.  I use it toward other guys, sometimes in an aggressive, chest-beating way, but more often in a loving, comraderie-building exercise... like... "Let's hug it out, bitch" for example.

4. Name 3 people who made you smile today.
Annie, David, the girl at Starbucks.

5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Sitting in a sales meeting that seemed to last forever, wondering if they were ever going to let us go out and sell, or just talk about it all day.

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Sitting at the computer. Kinda like right now.

7. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Of course.

9. What is the last thing you said aloud?
"Are you OK?" (Annie sounded like she might have been choking or something! She wasn't.)

10. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Häagen-Dazs Chocolate Chocolate Chip. No other answer is acceptable here.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water. Exciting, I know.

12. What are you wearing right now?
Um, wow, no one has asked me that in a while. T-shirt, pajama pants, slippers. Exciting, I know.

13. What was the last thing you ate?
A really yummy dessert-type bar that I got at Peet's this morning. I forget what they called it.

14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Nope.

15. When was the last time you ran?
Let's just say sometime in 2007.

16. What's the last sporting event you watched?
I watched my Michigan Wolverines kick the crap out of the Florida Gators on New Year's Day. That was fun.

18. Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace?
I commented on Sarah's blog.

19. Ever go camping?
duh.

20. Do you have a tan?
Ha. Krauts don't tan so much.

24. Do you drink your soda from a straw?
I try not to drink soda at all. I typically don't use straws.

25. What did your last text message say?
It was sent to David and, out of context, I would rather not repeat it here.

26. Are you someone's best friend?
I dunno.

27. What are you doing tomorrow?
Sleeping in.

28. Where is your mom and dad right now?
Mom's probably asleep at home, and I don't know about my dad.

29. Look to your left, what do you see?
The wall.

30. What color is your watch?
Cell phone color.

31. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Throw another shrimp on th... no, just never. mind.

33. What is your birthstone?
Emerald.

34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Whatever.

35. Do you have any friends on myspace that you actually hate?
No. I don't hate anyone. Okay, maybe Rosie O'Donnell. But only a little. 

36. Do you have a dog?
No. I have two cats. If I ever decide that I am ready to have a dog again, I think I will go to any one of my neighbors' and say, "hey, you know that dog that lives in your back yard, the one that barks all day, and whines all night because you leave it alone all day and ignore it all night? Can I have it?"

37. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Annie. Tellin' me somethin about, OK, now I'm really leaving the office this time...

38. Have you met anyone famous?
I dunno.

39. Any plans today?
Today's about over.

40. How many states have you lived in?
Just the one.

41. Ever go to college?
Yeppers.

42. Where are you right now?
Office/den. My home. Elk Grove. California. United States of America. Earth.

43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
That I have so much trouble being consistent.

44. Last song listened to?
Fade to Black, by Metallica. (I put it on my profile).

46. Are you allergic to anything?
Stone fruits. (Peach, nectarine, apricot). Which is really freaking annoying because I developed the allergy just a few years ago. Ate peaches all the time growin' up. Damn.

47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
What?

48. Are you jealous of anyone?
No.

50. Is anyone jealous of you?
Who cares?

51. What time is it?
11:23 PM

52. Do any of your friends have children?
Sure.

53. Do you eat healthy?
Not lately. New hectic on-the-road job, and that lack of consistency on my part, combined with a society set up to favor convenience and "value" above all other considerations have been my undoing.

54. What do you usually do during the day?
Try to covince people that they need to buy more stuff so that they can turn around and sell it and we both make money. More like a stepping stone than a dream job really.

55. Do you hate anyone right now?
Shut up.

56. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
I guess.

58. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
Thirty-one.

59. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yep. Just went to "Discovery Kingdom" last Fall.

60. How did you get one of your scars?
Differently than all of the others.