Yeah the new one's a bit more mature than the previous ones. Kids are gunna pee in their seats. It seems like they mixed good ol' Harry, Hermione and Ron, as well as the rest of the cast into a movie cauldron with many other ingredients. Here's the director's recipe:
-Harry Potter Cast
-Lots of cool shiny special effects (which were very impressive, I might add)
-"Scream" movie reaper
-KKK member silouettes
-Memorable scenes from "The Shining"
-"Signs" aliens
-Lord of the Rings landscape
-The drama and teen of "Degrassi", except they aren't Canadian
-ANY typical teen movie Prom scene
-LIMITLESS FUNDING
Bring to boil and let this one simmer because a movie with the words Harry and Potter in the same title will automatically earn 1 million in the first showing.
...which is why I've made a film called "Harry the Blacksmith meets the Blind Potter: A Gargoyle's Vengence" Trust me, I'll be rich by January.
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