So your man has a new job. I'm working the door a local bar (don't want to blow them up like that, if you're where I am you'll know when you seee me there). It's much different than where I was a year ago, but overall I might just be happier. That said, peace to my people at UD and especially in the Office of Judicial Affairs.
This new job has me thinking alot about of couple of things. I need your help on this one people, cause there's some shit i just don't get:
1.INTOXICATION: Let me preface this by saying that I have never been drunk or high. The closest I ever came was when I had so teeth pulled and I woke up still groggy from the anesthesia. I was not digging it at all! I never understood how purposely distorting your senses and judgement was a good thing. Dudes get all dumb and want to strap on ther beer muscles and fight cats over the pettiest shit and jawns get even worse, flopping around and often finding themselves in dangerous situations that they would normally avoid while sober. What's the appeal? I need to know
2.COVER BANDS: You go out and pay good money to hear cats play music that you probably either have at home or wouldn't listen to if you were in any other situation. Bands make a living travelling around playing other peoples hits!? You couldn't do that as a HipHop artist. Yeah, we'll spit over classic beats, maybe even do some dope kind of homage to a classic track. (think,Snoop's Childrens' Story or the Roots' BOOM!) But can you imagine dudes on stage just spitting a bunch of other MC's lyrics for a whole show and getting paid for it? I can't see it. Maybe there's a niche market not being tapped, who knows? It blows my mind.
That's all for now. Stay tuned for continued updates of the dumb shit that cats do at bars that keeps me amused. Y'all be cool. Peace.
The Voice
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