I'm back, I think. I'm going to admit to something: I think I kind of hate these social network sites. No, no I do definitely hate them. There's something so soul-suckingly horrid about them. I'm not going to qualify this judgment. Moving right along...

The updates are this:
1. I'm in grad school now (human sexuality, of course!) and
2. Sam's here.
3. We just bought tickets to Costa Rica (and I'm most excited about seeing howler monkeys in their natural habitat!).
4. I'm planning to do my thesis on breasts and the female identity.
5. I gained at least 25 pounds in New Zealand. Their superior milk and cheese products were droolingly seductive and I can't resist breast-related products.
6. I was on the east coast for 2 months after coming back from the NZ in June. My creepy stalker love of New York is officially over after 8 years. I no longer sigh longingly while thinking about NY nor do I send it dead rabbits.
7. I think that Obama should definitely be busting heads for a public option.. how does no one notice that we're the most barbaric country in the industrialized world?
8. I'm becoming more orgasmic
9. I joined Facebook yesterday just to get in touch with someone from high school (who, coincidentally, does research on bats), and I'm now regretting the joinage.
10. I decided I was going to work "pomosexual" into a sentence this week and I totally did!
11. I still hate twitter (but less than Myspace, but more than Facebook.. it's like stupid poop + twitter all on one site)
12. I made pancakes from scratch this morning. They were awesome! And you know, I've always noticed that there was something weird in the mix from the store that made you all full after only, like, 2 cakes. It turns out that when you make them from scratch you can eat 3 huge ones and stilll have room for bacon.
13. My nipples get huge every time they're sucked on. They used to be super picky about method and personality of sucker, but now they're just big fat slutty nipples that will take whatever they can get and be grateful.
14. My left nipple is itchy right now.

Ok, that's it. If I don't hear from anyone I will take that as a humble mandate that I should fade away from the internet forever. Otherwise, I will... not.