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Current mood:  amused Category: Blogging
You've seen them on the streets. They cut across class, color and culture. They offend by their very existence, yet they are not shot on sight. With rock salt…right square in the ass. I'm talking about all these "individualists" who are walking around with their pants bagging down to the point that the upper ....half to two thirds of their underwear (or sometimes, naked butt) is showing.
Well, vengeance has finally arrived in some states and will hopefully go nationwide before too much longer. In ........Louisiana, it is now a crime, punishable by a 500 dollar fine and up to 6 months in jail for "exposing underwear in public". And no, that's not being applied to plumbers, electricians or guys who at 40 still think they can squeeze into the same pants they could at 18. Of course, this is causing all sorts of strife in ........Louisiana. Cities in other states have passed similar ordinances, but LA is the only state that has attached actual jail time to the law.
Of course, the ACLU hysterics are already trying to make this a "race issue" because they claim it's "...mainly black men who wear their pants like that. This is a form of Racial Profiling!" Ummm...NO. I live in Phoenix and we have white guys, Latino guys and even a few oriental guys walking around with their pants looking like they're 3 sizes too big and have rocks in the pockets. I don't know where these ACLU nuts are but they obviously need their vision checked!
Or....maybe they're saying that all guys who wear their pants like that, "look alike"? Hmmmmm....
All I can say about this law is that if they're gonna go after Mr. Baggy Pants then they also need to go after Madam Spandex El Grande as well, okay? I mean fair's fair. It is my firm belief that after a certain weight or age or both is reached, Spandex no longer exists as a "Right". It becomes a "Privilege". Some of you have read my encounter with the 400 pound woman who was wearing shocking pink Spandex running shorts, so you know what I'm sayin' here. I think even those of you who HAVEN'T seen that blog can still relate. (I still get Full Body Shudders when that image flashes through my mind....Brrrrrrr!!!)
Atlanta got the ball rolling and now cities in other states are following suit. One school official in one city was quoted as saying that they, "...HAD to get this under control before the elementary kids start doing it..." Here's a thought for this "School Official"...make sure Junior's folks are buying him jeans that FIT.
And how about throwing a belt or some suspenders in there to complete the ensemble?
Bottom line (no pun intended) is that parents need to step up to the plate and be more aware of how their kids are looking...and how that "look" is being viewed by the General Public.
Now get out there and get those pants pulled up!


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