Well what the hell took ya so long?! Actually, I'll be honest because it's Christmas and my Jewish Grandmother said, "Never lie on Christmas." So here's the thing, I've spent a great deal of time on this here space of mine and finally crawled out of obscurity - so i got brave and started inviting friends that I don't even goddamn know but who had the same interests. After all isn't that what this is about, meeting new people in a kinda "I don't know you, you don't know me, lets me myspace friends because all the hipsters are doing it?"

 I'm sure some people will be like, "Have mercy, you big haired bitch! Who the hell are you?!" and reject me... and normally I'd be the same way, except i'm certain my hair is bigger than yours. To those who said, Hey, a big haired broad with style - Thank you for accepting my request and not pulling the same stunt that Harold Bauman did to me in the seventh grade - of course you can't pull my fatty skirt down at he school dance, but you CAN laugh an point at my granny panties (Which I now longer wear of course, I'm a fashionista, darling, but we all have a past. And I have no shame.)