HEY THERE FANS AND FRIENDS AND FAMILY,
WE ARE SUPER STOKED TO BE LEAVING ON WEDNESDAY FOR OUR VERY FIRST US DONUT TOUR (THATS WHAT YOU CALL A TOUR THAT LEAVES FROM ONE COAST OF THIS USA AND GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND THE WHOLE  COUNTRY IN DONUT FORMATION).

WE START OFF RIGHT AT THE ANDY WARHOL MUSEUM IN PITTSBURGH ON WEDNESDAY AND THEN GO STRAIGHT TO COLUMBUS OHIO, JD'S HOME STATE, ON THURSDAY. OUR SHOW THERE IS AT THE CIRCUS BAR, AND WE REALLY WANT PEOPLE TO THROW DOWN IN THE SAMSON FAMILY NAME.

THEN WE SHAKE IT OVER TO CHICAGO FOR A GAY ASS SHOW AT BERLIN WITH THE CHANCES DJS AND END UP IN MINNEAPOLIS FOR ANOTHER GAY ASS PARTY AT THE TRIPLE ROCK.

FROM THERE ITS SEATTLE AND DOWN THE WEST COAST. THEN HIGHTAILING IT BACK TO THE EAST THROUGH ARIZONA, TEXAS NEW ORLEANS AND ATHENS GA. WE WILL SEND UPDATES ALONG THE WAY.

WE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE OUR USA FRIENDS AND GIVE EVERYONE A DISCO TO FEEL FREE WITH.

WE WILL HAVE OUR CDS THAT WE PRINTED BY HAND
AND T SHIRTS PRINTED AND DYED BY HAND.
AND SQUARE BUTTONS TOO.
AND TANK TOPS PRINTED AND DYED BY HAND.

WE ARE ON TOP OF THINGS PEOPLE.

COME ON OUT. ITS SUMMER PEOPLE. WE ARE TAN. WE ARE SWEATY AND WE ARE FEELING THE GROOVE. I BET YOU ARE TOO.