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Status: Single
City: Oakland
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/23/2005
Tuesday, October 27, 2009 
Golf Bro's and Tennis Hoes-

We recently went to New York for a few days and had an amazing time. To give you an idea of what it was like here's an excerpt from Petros's diary:

So we all fly in and get some amazing pizza. Pass out pretty early big show the next night. Wake up next day. get some food. walkin down the street, guesse who we see? none other than Jay fuckin Z.
 
So we starting chatting it up and all of a sudden Louie decides to show off his freestyles. So he's flowin pretty well Jay and his friends are diggin it and they're adding a bass line and a beat. then it all goes bad when he drops the n bomb, so we have to bounce immediately. Before you know it we're runnin from jay and his crew so we call for a cab and we're like yo take us to Wicked Willys we're playin a show and we need to get the hell away from Jay Z, and he's all like oh fsho, but i should tell you one thing. And we're like what? and he's all like....you're in fuckin cash cab.So we flip out. Then he's all like yall know the rules lets do this. first question Which western leader was quoted saying "Leave China asleep" Raffi being the nerd that he is immediately says Napolean Bonapartz and he's all like "CORRECT" and then he's all like aight next question. How much blood does the human body contain and Louie being the sick mother fucker he is is all like "6 quarts and 5.6 liters!" Correct!

We get to Wicked Willys and head in to set up and we start playin and on the first song some dude pops out of the crowd screamin  'Sic Semper Tyrannis' and he shoots raffi in the chest. So we're stuck playin the bridge of Crazy Jane and it gets to the point where he needs to harmonize the 7th so we're like oh shit what the fuck and then he gets up all zombie like and spits that part like it aint no thing. Then we're like aight thats chill but i look over and he fuckin eats jonny whole.
So i have no choice but to kill him so its just three of us left on stage. At this point Louie has aged to the age of 83 so he's growin a beard and shit so he's forgetting all the parts to our songs so i gotta help him out but then the power goes out so we bounce in the calamity so that Raffi doesn't eat the rest of us. On our way out though we run into the chick whos the statue of liberty and she is fuckin pissed apparaently our boy matt chilled with her and never called her back so she lights matt on fire and we watch as his body disintegrates into a collage of ambers. Now its just me and Louie and hes like 102 at this point so i got no choice but to put him out of his pain except to not put him out of his pain so i lean over to sing him the guitar part to "Take Me Out" and I stab him 9 times to the beat. Then as he layed there bleeding to death he tells me I, like all the rest of the people he sees have been dead all along at which point i reach around my back and realize that i had indeed been killed earlier on. As i trace back over my life i realize that i had never interacted with anybody besides Louie so it all made sense. Then at this point. I became president...

Good times,
Barack Obama


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Raffi, on the other hand, had a very different experience. Upon getting drunk and losing sight of us in a club, he decided to walk. Not in any particular direction, I must clarify, he just started walking.
Here's an actual map of the insane distance (probably over 10 miles) he traveled from the hours of 3 to 8am:




I guess that's why his calves are bigger than mine

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Here's a clip of us performing at a bar for CMJ in good ole New York:





Coming to a venue near you, Dizzy Balloon:

November 14th at the Catalyst Atrium in Santa Cruz- tickets here

AND

November 28th at the  Rickshaw Stop in SF- tickets here


-Jonny
4:55 AM
 
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