Apparently I am.
It's not like I am even a fan....
I live in DC metro....NOT New York
I can see it now...I am going to be straight-bashed by shirtless
Madonna fans in leather chaps..her gays will eat me alive!
silly rabbit Ambien isn't for kids! Mama is probably gonna have to eBay these babies.
Damn my impulsive and reckless nature.