This is the writings and story of the warrior named Ezra: The chronicles of his triumph over eee-vil;

It was a trial like no mortal before him had ever faced. The dung was surely the most ungodly of demons ever before delivered into the mouth of the porcelain goddess. It was surely a demon dump sent from the 10th level of Hades, the Nth level of Dante's inferno, sent thru one of the sons of God to try and over throw his bowels forcing him to surrender his virtue and all that he held dear in sanity and cleanliness. The battle was hard fought. Strainful clenches of struggle and the most grimacing of expressions were common placed actions in the clash of man versus demon dump. But Lo... The man triumphed over e-vil in vanquishing the hound from hell formulated as a bowel movement into the watery pit that will forever be its resting place. As God fired rain of fire on Sodom and Gomorrah so did his son Ezra rain down brown poo of the worst stench into the water in porcelain and plumbertry. Again the son of God stood up and wiped, with an accomplished smile, victoriously vanquishing the last reminisce of the demon poo into the bowl water of the infinite sewer hell never for it to be seen again. Lo, this battle is won... But surely the war continues another day.

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p.s. I felt like writing creatively on something innately disgusting, LOL!!