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Current mood:  giggly
LOL Yeah, it was fun. I got to climb in there with a sledge hammer and bang on a piece of metal until it was bent in half enough to reach down under the goo, grab it and pull it loose. I think I felt a body in there. My gosh it smelled just like an outhouse...
TOOTSIE, you know what I'm talking about, girl! Remember the one behind our house, by the chicken yard? Hells yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
So, anyways, the sledge hammer missed about 4 times and went splashing into the icky snotty slime goo mess. It splattered all OVER my hair and face and mouth and clothes. Tasted a bit like beef stew ala maggot. Maybe just a hint of rosemary and thyme.
And of course, on my way out, after getting the metal unstuck, I slipped and fell into the steamy frothy vat of vomitous crap cream, and then I had to go back to work in the deli... regardless.
I smell great!
.... And how was your day?
4:19 AM
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