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We have just survived the ghost filled Scottish leg of our UK tour, lol.

I can safely say that the Classic Grand in Glasgow is both the coldest and most dry ice filled venue I've ever been in. I sometimes felt as if I was actually at the top of Ben Nevis trying to find my way to the dressingroom. It was a funny start to the tour as we'd been on the road for 8 hours and were feeling a little weird, but There Will Be Fireworks came on and broke our eardrums off then we went on and played a shambolic 6 tracks. Then left abruptly and fell asleep watching The IT Crowd. lol

Aberdeen was what we'd been waiting for and our night was almost identical to last time we were there except; 1) We played much better, 2) People actually came, 3) Said people seemed to enjoy themselves and we got an encore lol and 4) We ended the night by playing an acoustic set with a harp player and some rabbits. lol

Edinburgh got a bit spooky in the haunted vaults of Caberet Voltaire. Doug saw at least 12 spectral orbs and Tom even touched one. The gig was a pretty swell affair with more There Will Be Fireworks magic and us being less bad than in Glasgow. We had a day off in Edinburgh the following day so we did what all good bands know is right and watched almost all of the BBC series of The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe. It still holds up against the likes of The Wire, 24 and Grey's Anatomy. We got well scared (ROFL, LMAO, LMFAO). lol

 

We just got back from playing Newcastle (wtf? lol), it was the boom king and we met someone who claimed to be our biggest fan and then lived up to it by being a grand. Then we got chucked out of the venue by Robert Smith's bastard son. Eve's just found some bouncy play dough and is threatening mayhem in the kitchen, there's coconut cake and Tom had got lost inside the set of The Ladyboys of Bangkok. Only in Newcastle. lol

 

We'll keep you posted, lol

 

Bencat x lol

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