My NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR
> NEW NAME IS.
>
> We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
>
> Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including
> the person that sent it to you.
>
> Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
> break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than
> not.
>
> Here is your dose of humor...
>
> A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>
> B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to
> friends & family & co-workers.
>
> Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so they
> know you participated.
>
> And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky
> Gizzardsniffer!
>
> The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And
> the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
> Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>
> So:-
>
> 1. Use the third letter of your first name to
> Determine your New first name:
>
> A = snickle
> B = doombah
> C = goober
> D = cheesey
> E = crusty
> F = greasy
> G = dumbo
> H = farcus
> I = dorky
> J = doofus
> K = funky
> L = boobie
> M = sleezy
> N = sloopy
> O = fluffy
> P = stinky
> Q = slimy
> R = dorfus
> S = snooty
> T = tootsie
> U = dipsy
> V = sneezy
> W = liver
> X = skippy
> Y = dink y
> Z = zippy
>
> 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
> your new last name:
>
> A = dippin
> B = feather
> C = b atty
> D = burger
> E = chicken
> F = barffy
> G = lizard
> H = waffle
> I = farkle
> J = monkey
> K = flippin
> L = fricken
> M = bubble
> N = rhino
> O = potty
> P = hamster
> Q = buckle
> R = gizzard
> S = lickin
> T = snickle
> U = chuckle
> V = pickle
> W = Hubble
> X = dingle
> Y = gorilla
> Z = girdle
>
> 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
> your new last name:
> A = butt
> B = boob
> C = face
> D = nose
> E = hump
> F = breath
> G = pants
> H = shorts
> I = lips
> J = honker
> K = head
> L = tush
> M = chunks
> N = dunkin
> O = brains
> P = biscui ts
> Q = toes
> R = doodle
> S = fanny
> T = sniffer
> U = sprinkles
> V = frack
> W = squirt
> X = humperdinck
> Y = hiney
> Z = juice
>
> Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
>
> Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
>
> And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh
> an average of 4 times a day.
>
> Put more laughter in your day.