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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 21
Sign: Leo

Country: UK
Signup Date: 3/18/2007

March 19, 2007 - Monday

I'm not convinced
Current mood:

pensive
Category: Romance and Relationships

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Myspace as a dating arena I can't say I'm convinced I think these questions are things that are part of being in a relationship these are the things you find out as you get to know someone and they are all part of the fun of getting to know each other not even in a relationship just in life in your friends ok so maybe not all the questions but hey try it see what happens

Boyfriend Application :

BASICS:
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair:
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:

OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?
3. Do you drink/smoke??
4. Do you like the beach?
5. If so...would you go with me late at night?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie?
9. If not what would we be doing?
10. Do you play an instrument?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright?
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?
14. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)?
17. Would you give me kisses just because?

What Would You do if...
I cried:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I touched your ass:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got in a fight and you were there:
I got dumped:
I pissed you off:

What Do You Think Of My...
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Voice:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions:

Would You...
Be my friend:
Tell me the truth no matter what:
Buy me a birthday gift:
Lie to make me feel better:
Spread rumors about me:
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate:
Keep a secret if I told you one:
Loan me some cash:
Hold my hand:
Keep in touch:
Make me a snack:
Try and solve my problems:
Love me:
Makeout with me:
Hold me in times of need:
Ditch me:
Use me:
ask me out:
Date me:

W0ULD Y0U...CHECK ALL THAT APPLY!
[] go out with me?
[] give me your number?
[] kiss me?
[] let me kiss you?
[]watch a movie with me?
[] take me out to dinner?
[] drive me somewhere
[] take a shower with me?
[] be my bf?
[] hug me?
[] buy me food?
[] take me home to meet your parents?
[] would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one? lol?
[] sing car karaoke w/ me?
[] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
[] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[] give me a piggyback ride?=)
[] come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere

D0 Y0U...
[] think im cute?
[] want to kiss me?
[] want to cuddle wit me?
[] want to hook up with me?

ARE WE...
[] aquintences?
[] friends?
[] in a relationship?
[] gonna have kids?

AM I...
[] smart?
[] cute?
[] funny?
[] cool?
[] intersting to talk to?

HAVE Y0U EVER...
[] thought about me?
[] thought there might be an "us"?
[] thought about hookin up with me?
[] found yourself wanting to kiss me?
[] wished i were there?

ARE Y0U...
[] happy you know me?
[] mad at me?
[] thinkin bout me?
[] going to repost this

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Release date: 25 January, 2005

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<TABLE class=edit4 cellSpacing=0 align=center>..><TR><TD>size=2>Boyfriend Application :</TD></TR><TR><TD>size=2>BASICS:
Name: jonathan winkle
Age: 29 and three quaters
Location: st penis-on-sea
Height: 3`4"
Hair: no thankyou
Eyes: yes please
Piercings/tattoos: one from my nose to my bumcheeks says "wankerwankerwanker" in islamicsize=2>OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates? to the sealife centre, to the fish and chip shop, to the seafront for cockles. no where else.
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? michael jordan, montel williams, anyone whos black and doesnt sing.
3. Do you drink/smoke?? yes i drink smoke. doesnt everybody?
4. Do you like the beach? no. i like the dead fish.
5. If so...would you go with me late at night? go where? to the fish market?
6. Do you like movies? i like "the blob" thats all ill watch. all other movies are satan.
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? them? we will watch the blob until 4 in the morning
8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? well, if they ever, ever played "the blob"at the movies then yeh.
9. If not what would we be doing? looking at dead fish or watching the blob at home.
10. Do you play an instrument? i look but dont touch.
11. If so...what? my fingers.
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? no. men can do that stuff all by themselves.
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? bear hug!
14. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy? omgyouliekcantspellgirl.
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? my fish senses.
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? yeah a tiny, bodybuilding black midget who likes fish and the blob and doesnt touch stuff
17. Would you give me kisses just because? i will when you become a small crab like man

What Would You do if...
I cried: take you to the sealife centre
I said I liked you: make you watch the blob
I kissed you: play you an instrument.. with my mind
I touched your ass: scream
I was hospitalized: go to the chip shop
I ran away from home: say bye?
I got in a fight and you were there: build you a raft
I got dumped: well, id be dumping you since your too tall and your not a fish.
I pissed you off: oh you already do.

What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: not fishy enough. learn to swim!
Eyes: big but not small like a fish
Face: not squidgy or smelly enough. i dont like it.
Hair: not bald enough.
Clothes: not naked enough.
Voice: not squealy enough.
Humor: not... enough.. fish. donttoughthefish!
Choice of music: i do see you listening to micheal jordan?!
Manners: bad. real bad.
Friends: too small.
Decisions: eh do i see you swimming?!

Would You...
Be my friend: yes, if you ate like 10 fish a day and was a fish
Tell me the truth no matter what: i dont lie to my fish friends. and your not one.
Buy me a birthday gift: no
Lie to make me feel better: no
Spread rumors about me: yes
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: omgfish
Keep a secret if I told you one: no
Loan me some cash: only if you go to the sealifecentre and buy me a dolphin
Hold my hand: no, that would be unfishy
Keep in touch: i dont touch un-fish
Make me a snack: a fishy snack?
Try and solve my problems: with fish.
Love me: like i love free willies
Makeout with me: in a fishy way *slobber*
Hold me in times of need: ill hold your fins on your fish costumes
Ditch me: yeh
Use me: yeh for a fish friend
ask me out: to the chippy
Date me: like a fish

W0ULD Y0U...CHECK ALL THAT APPLY!
[] go out with me?
[] give me your number?
[] kiss me?
[x] let me kiss you?
[x]watch a movie with me?
[x] take me out to dinner?
[x] drive me somewhere
[x] take a shower with me?
[] be my bf?
[] hug me?
[x] buy me food?
[] take me home to meet your parents?
[] would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one? lol?
[] sing car karaoke w/ me?
[] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
[] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[] give me a piggyback ride?=)
[] come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere

D0 Y0U...
[] think im cute?
[] want to kiss me?
[] want to cuddle wit me?
[x] want to hook up with me?

ARE WE...
[x] aquintences?
[x] friends?
[x] in a relationship?
[x] gonna have kids?

AM I...
[] smart?
[] cute?
[] funny?
[] cool?
[] intersting to talk to?

HAVE Y0U EVER...
[] thought about me?
[] thought there might be an "us"?
[x] thought about hookin up with me?
[] found yourself wanting to kiss me?
[] wished i were there?

ARE Y0U...
[] happy you know me?
[] mad at me?
[x] thinkin bout me?
[] going to repost this</TD></TR>..></TABLE> omg im so bored.

Posted by giggles on May 8, 2007 - Tuesday - 9:05 PM
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clay

hey i was browsing through blogs on the internet built into the Prada phone i got for FREE from this site I agree with what u say in your blog and hey this free prada phone site is still giving out prada phones!

Posted by clay on May 13, 2007 - Sunday - 7:00 AM
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Ben

Hahahaha, a stalker and a bot - you're doing well!
I asked a girl out on this leviathon of a site the other week and did I get a reply? Didn't so much as block me...
You're a barmaid now though, surely you're beating them off with a sharpened shitty stick?!

Posted by Ben on May 28, 2007 - Monday - 10:29 PM
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