In the words of the inimitable Mr. Slave, "Jesus Christ!" What a fucking blast Lucky Pierre was last night. The DJ booth was actually the safest spot in the joint. It was naked boys everywhere you turned...in the strip poker room (of course, manned -- or ladied -- by Artemis Chase, Charisma Glitterati and Bebe Sweetbriar), on the casting couch (for Factory Video, who co-hosted last night's event), and hot go-go boys doin' it (quite literally) on stage. The bar was packed, the dancefloor was bumpin', Miss Coco Canal was workin' it like like only she can, while Donimo and I kept the asses shakin' until 3am.

Set 1:
Buffalo Stance (BreakBeat Sukka Mix) - Neneh Cherry
Munich (Ghislain Porier Remix) - Editors
Tears Dry On Their Own (Nypc's Fucked Mix) - Amy Winehouse
Sealion (Cromeo Remix) - Feist
Eraser (Quentin Harris Mix) - Thom Yorke
Tell Me (Phones Remix) - P Diddy ft Christina Aguilera
4 UR Ears - Timo Maas
Sister Saviour (Blackstrobe Remix) - The Rapture
Harder Better Faster Stronger (Neptunes Remix) - Daft Punk
Stop Me (Dirty South Remix) - Mark Ronson ft Daniel Merriweather

Set 2:
Innocence (Ghostigital Untouchable Innocence Still Amazes Fearless Mix) - Björk
Excuse My French - Kylie Minogue
Bring It On (Boris Dlugosch Remix) - Goose
Undisco Me (Acid Jacks Alternative Mix) - Billie Ray Martin
Listen up! (Punks Jump Up remix) - The Gossip
Don't Tell Me (Richard Vission Remix) - Madonna
Merrymaking At My Place (Deadmau5 Remix) - Calvin Harris
Drugs (Hostage Vocal Mix) - Felix Cartal
Boyz (Kimono Kops Mix) - MIA
Weekends Were (Club Edit) - Hot Einstein
The Boys - Dragonette
Dont Stop The Music (Jody Den Broeder Big Room Mix) - Rihanna

Set 3:
L.O.V.E. (Felix Cartal Remix) - Ashlee Simpson
She's My Man (Goose Remix) - Scissor Sisters
Can't Get You Out Of My Blue Monday - Kylie Minogue v New Order
Lets Make Love and Listen To Death From Above (Calvin Harris Mix) - CSS
Umbrella (Jody den Broeder Destructive Mix) - Rihanna
You Gonna Want Me (Van She Tech Remix) - Tiga
Survivalism (Megaton Edit) - Nine Inch Nails
Hunting For Witches (Fury666 Remix) - Bloc Party
Me Against the Music (feat. Madonna & Britney Spears) - Justice
Silent Shout (Shinedoe Remix) - The Knife
Stranger (Baron von Luxxury's Eyes of Laura Mars Remix) - Hilary Duff
I Go Hard I Go Home (Ascii Disko Remix) - The Presets
Dial 1 - Young Americans
Just Let Go (Tommie Sunshine's Brooklyn Fire Retouch) - Fischerspooner
Guilty (Naughty Vocal Mix) - Kosheen

I'll post an mp3 of Set 2 in the next couple of days so that you, too, can relive the experience! Or something...

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