This has nothing to do with me or mine except for my brain loving the alien beauty of it, but here are 18 gorgeous high-speed close-up fotografs by Corrie White of milk drops falling into water and splashing up.

telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturepicturegalleries/6507577/Splash-Droplets-of-water-and-milk-photographed-by-Corrie-White-using-a-macro-lens.html

And that should make up for this, my latest headline harvest from this soap opera mill we call life on Earth in the early 21st century.

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Dead Bunny Toss Canceled, Town Outraged

Man Stuffs Mouth With 16 Cockroaches In Record Bid

The Unusual Sex Lives Of Sea Horses

Deer Swims Laps In North Carolina Pool

DOGS CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING

Dog Spends $62 While Owners Sleep

Why Don't We Eat Pets?

LED Eyelashes Put A 'Twinkle' In Your Eye

What Do Blind People See When They Dream?

Are Womb Transplants The Next Frontier In Fertility?

"Restless Vagina Syndrome": Big Pharma's Newest Fake Disease

Bolivia's Witch Markets Offer Llama Fetuses And More

Most Halloween Candy "Demonic," "Prayed Over By Witches"

Muslim Woman Slashed Husband's Throat For Being Too Western

77-Year-Old Man Beats Up Mugger With 2-Liter Bottle Of Pepsi

Is Junk Food As Addictive As Heroin?

Epic Forklift Crash Ruins Estimated $150,000 Of Vodka, Cognac

Sex without nippless

Dick Cheney Ogled My Wife's Breasts

Breasts On Phone Bill: Customer 'Flashed' By Topless Photos

Jeremy Piven: Soy Milk Gave Me Man Boobs

Dolly Parton & Jessica Simpson Talk Big Boobs

Nicole Kidman: I Tried 'Strange Sexual Fetish Stuff'

Man Gets 3 Years In Prison For Having Sex With A Horse