I should have written this last week but a pulled a Paul and did nothing and so I’m doing it now.

So last week (Saturday August 20) Gene and I went to the mall (I should note here that Paul chickened out of going, saying that he "wasn't feeling good") partly to finalize the script and partly to go somewhere on a Saturday; it is Gloucester after all. So we got subs and I asked for turkey twice and the guy gave me chicken, don't know why must be stupid, but that doesn't really pertain to what was going on. Anyway we, meaning Gene and I and not Paul, since he wasn't there, went over the script and didn't really change anything but added stuff, mostly to do with Paul, but that stuff's not written (are you getting paranoid now Paul?). We also decided on what day we will be filming which is now set for Saturday September 3rd at 8:00am at Stage Fort Park in Gloucester (anyone reading this that is not part of GLOPS is welcomed to come down and help out if you want). We (Gene and I) also decided that since it took Paul four months to even write a script (I should mention here that he didn't do it willingly, we had to lock him in a car with a pen and a couple of sheets of paper and had to have them filled with ideas before he could come out)... now I lost my train of thought (thanks Paul) but anyway Paul is now officially off of the creative process of this film/movie/garbage and is now only considered a prop... I mean an actor, if you can even call him that.

So in conclusion Napoleon Dynamite... I mean Paul sucks and is no longer a part of the creative process, we start filming next Saturday at 8:00am (September 3rd, 2005, not 2874, that's if Paul was in charge), the script for GLOPS is finalized, the American workers at the SubWay at the Liberty Tree Mall in Danvers, MA do not know the difference between turkey and chicken and the most important thing to take away from this is that it is extremely fun to make fun of/bash Paul Ahnfeldt (or however you spell his last name). Thank you and have a good night.