In the interests of poverty uniting through the barriers of inter-global faith in peace, love and understanding to work towards a better world and a brighter future free from the sins of climactic catastrophe ; We ask you Lord - hear our prayer.

God bless the marigolds - they know not what they do - these iron hearses that we drive around are boiling the seas, killing the polar bears and causing mexican pig flu to sprout from every orifice.   The end is nigh - goodbye - the end is nigh.

We will all die drowning in seas of boiling green snot along with the penguins, kittens, grannies in mobility vehicles, whales and, last but not least, the blessed fruit bats of our Lord Rothschild.

The world is ending - make sure to leave a message after the tone..

(in the interests of hygiene - NO SMOKING)