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Category: Music
Well, hello out there!
Just thought I'd post some music-themed jokes that I made up. Some of them are bad, some of them are really bad, but hopefully they'll put a smile on your face. Hahahahah-ere we go...
Q: How do pianists prefer their pasta to be cooked?
A: Andante
Q: What kind of language was the composer heard to be using at the local pub?
A: Bartok
A novice fisherman had been out on a lake for four hours
without a single bite when, suddenly, there was a great weight on the
end of his fishing pole. He excitedly reeled it in to find that an old
wind instrument was hooked on the end of the line. He jumped up and
exclaimed, "I knew if I stuck it out long enough I'd catch a bassoon!"
Q: Why was the conductor annoyed by his orchestra's violin section?
A: They wouldn't stop fiddling during a performance.
Q: What do drums and snakes have in common?
A: They both need to have their skins discarded from time to time.
Q: How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Tenor twelve...
Q: Why did the guitarist avoid playing the B string on his instrument while performing a song to his fellow musicians?
A: He didn't want to play second string to any other guitarists.
Q: Which one of Bach's pieces received the coldest reception?
A: Inuit In G Major.
Q: Why are progressive rock band autographs never consistent?
A: They're always changing time signatures.
Q: Why are crocodiles considered to be very musical animals?
A: Because of their major scales!
Okay, okay. I guess I've got a lot of time on my hands. Anyway, hope you had a good laugh. Thanks for listening!
Jordan
5:06 PM
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