I've decide that I'm going to vote Republican in the 2008 Presidential election.

To be perfectly honest, I was really up in the air on who I was going to vote for.  But after watching Sarah Palin's Vice Presidential acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention I finally made up my mind.

Never before in the history of politics have I ever seen anything as truly spectacular as I did on that night.

I mean, what can you even say after witnessing that?  Impressive?  Amazing?  Inspirational?  Completely and utterly breathtaking?

Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter Bristol has got to have the biggest titties that I've ever seen in my entire life!

I hope to God that you saw those things.  They're freakin' MASSIVE!

And to think that people are actually talking about her pregnancy like it's a bad thing.

Let me tell you this, her pregnancy was the single greatest thing to ever happen to the Republican party – and this country.  Because her already large breasts just got even larger.

And anyone who wishes to say something negative about this turn of events is a tree humping liberal communist who needs to move back to Cuba.

All I've got to say is 8 more years of Bristol Palin's boobies in the national spot light!

U-S-A!!!  U-S-A!!!