Olympic swimming hero Michael Phelps was photographed
smoking pot.  Front page news
everyone.  Forget the poor economy, war,
and everything else.  Honestly, who
really gives a damn what he does.  He’s
an amazing athlete and didn’t kill anyone. 
Is pot the worst thing half of our athletes, religious leaders, and
politicians have done?  I don’t think
so.  Give the guy a break.

Anyways, what really caught my attention in this whole
fiasco was that Sheriff down there who wanted to turn around and press charges
against Phelps.  What the fuck was HE
smoking?  Shows just how much he knows
about the law.  You can’t arrest someone
for smoking pot on a college campus in the United States!  That’s a campus police issue, not a real
police issue.

Here’s a little lesson in law for our small town Sheriff
here…

Most colleges and universities in the United States don’t
recognize America as having any power over them.

It is an evil country run by Rush Limbaugh and the
descendants of Adolf Hitler, kept in power by a murderous military hell bent on
torturing and killing innocent civilians of faraway lands.

So any “laws” it tries forcing on the masses are thereby
illegal, and will not be followed.

These are, but are not limited to, any laws governing
underage drinking, sexual assault, or drug use. 
Yes, you may go to jail for quite some time when engaging in these
activities off campus, but on campus you will most likely get off scot free.

Why doesn’t the government do anything about this?

Because they know that whenever possible, one does not want
to rile up the gays and socialists.  That’s
just inviting some bad mojo that in the end nobody ever wants.

So they treat each school as if it were a foreign embassy,
complete with full diplomatic immunity, and let them police themselves.

What if, for example, he did get caught in the act of
smoking marijuana by campus police. 
Furthermore, what if he not only did that, but he gave an underage
freshman girl an entire bottle of vodka to drink, then anally raped her while
she choked to death on her own vomit.

Campus police would then issue him a summons to represent
himself during a peer review hearing. 
Where, after having the facts judged by members of the Greek community,
some of his peers, and a select group of faculty, they would determine his
punishment.

If they found him guilty of plagiarism he would probably get
kicked out of school.  But the drug use,
underage drinking, rape, and involuntary manslaughter charges would at the
maximum cause him to lose out on the good housing on campus next semester.

So he would be punished, the peer reviewers would feel
important, and the school wouldn’t have any unwanted crime statistics connected
to its name.  Everyone wins.

How this Sheriff is so clueless as to how this all works is
beyond me.  He just needs to learn to
stop sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong.

Like, where did this all take place?  South Carolina?  His trying to get in on an on campus issue
would be like some Deputy from Alabama coming in and trying to tell him how to
run one of his Jew lawyer lynching’s.  It’s
just not done, it’s in poor taste, and it pisses a lot of people the fuck off.

Michael Phelps is a hero, and this Sheriff is a douche
bag.  End of story.