The first in a series of Blogs i'm gonna do which will just be me rambling on stuff, serious or just plain silly. Just to try and keep you lot amused since me entertainmet juices are running.... at 10am in the morning ¬_¬
First off, i've just literall been offered a jo. it wasnt even going to my first point but i just got a call (at 10am in the morning ¬_¬) for a job! =D
of taking tae kwon-do classes.... yeah, already tried that gig before and it wasnt too good. well, it was, but i think i took too many other classes for Billy aswell. Although this class right, around 7 kids turn up for it for £4 of an hour's tkd. And hall hire is like £6, so essentially im making £20 an hour. Oh, before i forget, i may be getting pink sparring gear, just for the crack. anyways, I think it'll be worth it. Although, apart from me being considerably less fit and more lathergic than 6 months ago, there's something else which is making me think wether or not i should take it
and that is the fact 6th For starts in like 2 weeks. Is it just me or has this summer just flown by? seriously, it just seems like a fortnight ago i was failing Geography and being distracted by shiney objects in the Maths calculator paper. I mean im really looking forward to the challenge and new subjects and new friends (not that i gonna ditch the old ones, they're gonna be the main peeps still), but i'll miss the care-free days of waking up at 11 and going to bed at 2. and then waking up again at 4 and having tea and going back sleep again at midnight.
Who here would like to see the Carnival Olympics? i know i would. there could be a guy who can do the hammer-thing. an a guy who's very good at hook-a-duck. he could have practised using real ducks on a farm, chasing them around the barn. and the people who get dunked in the water could do diving. ah, there's so many possibilities.
there was this lass on This Morning earlier who was 15 years old and 33 stone. 33 STONE! now, i know that obesity is a growing problem for Britains youth but that just takes the buiscuit (infact i think she's taken many buiscuits, but i digress). Surely you just couldnt allow yourself to get that big. Her "trigger" for this per-say was that she was comfort eating beacause her dad died (fair enough) when she was 3 years old... hmm... doesnt really add up if you ask me. i think there's got to be some form of psychological problem there. im not going to rant about fat people here becasue that's something people can get easily offended with because of todays society, but im gonna say that no-one i know (apart from maybe Shauna) is anywhere close to having a weight problem on the tubby side of things (or skinny side either (i think)). so let's move onto something else
i think it would be pretty sweet if we could keep octopusses as domesic bets. just imagine it for second right. they're perfect! you can play with them, feed them, and they can fend off burgerlers. or, if the get away, then you just look for the guy with an octopus on his head. imagine that at the line-up behind thee 2 way looking glass.
"which one of these robbed your house sir"
"Number 6. he's the one with Sqiuqward on his head. the others just have beenie hats with jelly-filled stockings ont heir heads and they look rediculouse"
also, i've just seen an article on Octupus Wrestling. I would pay good money to see one take on The Undertaker. Although i think the thought of an octopus in lycra is slightly offputting.
why is there a picture of a cat in my neighbours back garden? it looks very very silly.
right, well i think that's it for the moment. i'll pros write another one soon or something. right now i gotta get ready for a day witht he father. and 2 classes of tkd tonight. god im gona be dead.
toodle-pip