Okay guys the competition closed on friday but myspace threw a hissy fit at me so I haven't been able to log on till now, the winners are:

Part the First: Rocky, with 'The African Rhino Horn Massacre'

Part the Second: Maggie, with 'No refunds, no exchanges, no free repairs. Stop looking at me like that, if you wanted one with working kidneys you should have said so.'

Part the Third: Jude, with 'So I was reading about this Hokusai guy and there was this fisherman’s wife who had a dirty dream…'

Congratulations guys! I have some evil plans for these captions, if all goes to plan I'll get them posted with colour later on next week and posted out to you all soon after that. If you could send your addresses to shetland at tezoarillustration.com that'd be pretty useful, all things considered. Right, I'm away now till Sunday night, I leave you with this discovery:



My damn flat is infested with GOATEES! Slap a badger and call it Harry!