Psychology is not an exact science, but rather a group of theories built on abstract models used to attempt to explain human thought and behaviour. “Boring!” I hear you shouting, but just bear with me for a moment.

I have received a letter from a gentleman, who claims to be a doctor, a doctor of psychology no less, from Germany, like anybody is going to believe they've got psychologists in Germany, everybody knows the best psychologists are american, Freud, Jung, Shwartznegger. Dr Muller says, and my god he should know, that I am showing signs of acute paranoia, schizophrenia, and other vague 'ias' too numerous and complicated to include in this page. In his own words “You are sick and need to seek help now!”. Well I'm going to humour Muller, who is most likely a trade union activist from Gdansk, and respond to his foul accusations without resorting to my usual smear tactics.
Mr Leon Trotsky, russian intellectual, and creator of the concept of 'permanent revolution', was paranoid. He was totally toys in the attic. But it didn't stop him fucking off to Mexico, getting the hots for Frida Kahlo, and having that tragic accident with Stalin's ice pick. Did it now Mr shitty pants psychologist? Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean nobody is trying to slip a python up your trouser leg does it?
As for schizophrenia, any old glue sniffer, alchoholic or habitual masterbator would show the same symtoms.
So shut you old nazi.

My friend Super Latina tells me that she's interested in US foreign policy. That's good. I didn't know there was one. From where I stand it looks more like stumbling from fiasco to disaster. Since the Korean war it's been a series of disasterous invasions, coup de etats, covert operations, dirty tricks, overthrowings of democratically elected governments who happened to elect the wrong candidate, and support of totalitarian regimes. And all this seems to be improvised, rather like a bunch of musicians who don't really know their instruments very well, trying to improvise with no regard to anything anybody else might be playing and with the aim of making themselves sound the best. Bit like the Stones when I saw them at Wembley. “The Stones!” I hear you scream. “What blasphemy. How can he say the Stones don't know their instruments very well?”
Well let me tell you that if you go back and listen to old Stones records, the ones with Brian Jones on them, you'll hear the difference. They have a sound. A unique sound. Heavy and ominous.
Then listen to the post Jones' records. Absolute rubbish. Over produced, glitzy, smooth. Complete bollox. Missed the whole point. Took me thirty years to realise this. It might take you longer but you'll get there.

Well, thats all folks.