Today's mail brought scant reward.

Still, Mr Ubiq writes:

Dear Mr O Pinion
Can you please tell me how to create a panoramic Flash movie that moves in perpetuity with respect to the mouse position aka qtvr but not in 3 sentences or more.

Yes Mr Ubiq. I can do it even not in two sentences or more..

First bung all your pics into that thingy at the top after you've made a whole lot of those whatsits and then write a whole load of actionscript code and stick it in one of the box things down at the bottom and then do test movie and lo and behold you have a syntax error, tough shit, try again.

Somebody was telling me the other day about a conspiracy by a secret society called the 'Illuminati'. Their evil plan is to take over and control the world. As I was listening it all started to sound familiar.
"Secret organisation my ass” I said. “That's no secret. It's called capitalism. What the fuck are you on about? It's as secret as Microsoft's secret plan to put windows xp in every computer on the planet. While you're off in the woods looking for the Illuminati the industrialists and politicians walk away with the whole cake.”

Damn fools. Another distraction. I don't know. The things that people believe.

There seems to be no other news today what with it being thursday. Thursday is traditionally a bad day for news. But looking on the bright side tomorrow is friday and there will be lots and lots and lots of news. A bumper friday edition.

Till then take care of yourselves, don't do anything stupid, and look after your dear old mum. z.