These are random little things that people have said to me, or that I've read or heard, that will resonate with me for the rest of my days. I'd say I'll update it, but I say that a lot in these blogs, and I never do. So, here you go.

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"What if, a long time ago, the sun was just, like, HEAT. EXTREME, EXTREME ENERGY. And, and, and... Mars was INHABITABLE!!!?!?!" -- Jake D. In a very hyper, and almost terrifying manner.

"And it just hangs there ... wobbling ... like a baby giraffe." -- Torie R. In reference to Krusty's vagina, spoken in a really bad British accent.

"They just scissor... vag to vag." -- No friggen clue, but it was hilarious. I remember that much. Step up if you were the one who said this, so I can give you credit.

"It's about this guy who wants to be normal, so he cuts off his horns. And, you know, besides the red skin, the tail, and the giant rock for an arm... yeah. Totally normal." -- Kyle, in reference to hellboy.

"You know, you'd think I'd be used to you two by now, but it's kinda like lupus. You just don't get used to it!" -- Steve, in reference to Torie and I, acting really weird in the car.
"As president, I tried to rid the world of...

Jimmy Carter said: Apartheid.
Bill Clinton said: Genocide.
George W. Bush said: Verbs."    -- Conan fricken O'Brien. Om nom nom.