I woke up after a couple hours of
sleep in a whiskey-blurred head pounding panic that I had fucked up at work the
night before. I had been drinking on the job, and though I worked as a
bartender we weren’t allowed to drink while working - let alone get hammered.
However, I had a good reason. The girl I thought I was seeing came in with my
friend who also was my manager.
They were sneaking off to the photo booth, kissing, making out, and at
one point disappeared upstairs for a quick romp on a filthy couch. Not ever
being one to truly handle my emotions, I grabbed a bottle of Jameson and
started throwing down shots like a fireman who just pulled a charred baby from
a car.
After my friend/manager and the
girl returned from their tryst I slammed a shot glass before him and one of the
owners and asked, “We’re not allowed to drink on the job, right?” I poured a shot, looked him in the eye
and said, “Fuck you! Fire me”, and then downed the shot. To my disappointment
they laughed. I poured another shot. “No seriously, fuck you, fire me.” I
slurped it as they again laughed and cheered me on. This not being the response
I wanted I tipped my head back and poured the whiskey straight into my mouth,
spit some in the air like Ol’ Faithful and yelled, “Seriously release me from this shit dump and FIRE ME!” Too
my dismay I didn’t get fired. All I got was too drunk to walk, count money, or
perform any of the other basic functions one needs to bartend.
Panicked my drunkenness would get
me fired I jumped out of bed, and quickly drove down to the bar to cover up my
tracks. Outside of the bar the harsh morning LA sun seemed to take a jovial
pleasure in making me feel even more uncomfortable than I all ready do in
life. I shuffled my way into the
dirty doorway and opened up the bar. I expected find a wall burned down from a
candle, or a passed out homeless man surrounded by empty bottles and cash.
However, too much of my surprise the bar was totally fine. Somehow in my major
stupor I was able to perform my job.
I exited the bar and realized I had
no desire to go home to my empty bed, so I cut across the street and into a
busy coffee shop. The inside was humming like a third world street market and
with as many pleasurable odors. As I waited in line listening to music reserved
for guys with slicked back ponytails I eyed a girl pouring some cream into her
coffee. I had seen her around the neighborhood before, but never really had
spoken to her. Every time I saw her all I could think of was how beautiful and
perfect she seemed. She had this lovely head of long curly hair and a face that
looked as though she was the unobtainable love interest in a John Hughes movie.
She glanced my way, and I could tell for a half second she thought, do I know
that guy?
The barista handed me my coffee as
she passed by, and once again we made eye contact, and once again she had that,
“I know you somehow,” look. Without thinking I blurted out, “I see you around
the neighborhood all the time.”
“Yeah.” She said with a slight
laugh. “I was wondering how I knew you.”
“I work at the bar across the
street.” I said.
“Yeah. Yeah. Faith.”
She extended her soft hand and
suddenly I got a little nervous, and though this conversation was basic I could
tell something was different. Something was present between us. However,
neither of us knew what it was.
“How’s your very early morning
going?” I asked.
“Terrible. Awful.” She looked into
her coffee.
“Hey!” I said with mock
excitement, “Mine’s a bunch of
bullshit too!”
I then quickly told her my shitty
scenario and asked for hers. Her Aunt had died the night before.
“May I buy you breakfast. I know I
don’t know you, and I don’t mean it in a datey creepy guy way. Just breakfast
as two people having a fucked up mornings.”
She smiled, pushed her hair over
her shoulder, “Sure. I’d like that.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
And with that we were out of the
café and driving down the 2 talking and laughing as if we’d known one another
for years. Everything was warm, perfect and as if John mother fucking Hughes
had scripted it, and though my body the night before was crippled by whiskey
shots and God knows what, my hangover and depression vanished and everything
even the harsh LA sun seemed soft and comforting as if it belonged to me since
birth.
As we finished our breakfasts she
padded her lips with a napkin and said, “That was perfect.”
“Actually, mimosas would have been
perfect.”
Her head dropped back as her hair
fell into her face, “Fuck, I’d love a mimosa.”
“Let’s get some fucking
mimosas.” I exclaimed.
We changed locations and found
ourselves in a quaint café drinking Mimosas at the bar as morning crept into
noon. As we talked, smiled, and
laughed with one another I could not help but think that from the outside we
must seem like a couple falling in love, and perhaps we were, but only in this
moment, on this morning, and it would never extend beyond this, and that was
more than either of us needed, because we were two people who were no longer
having a fucked up morning.