Great Shatners Ghost! Wouldya look at that!


They said it could'nt be done! We've Cornered the market on rock n roll pillowcases! Fuck you Kiss! When Sean and Ben called drunk as fuck from Florida asking for merch ideas I never thought they would think pillowcases printed to look like your cuddeling with Andrew Jackson Jihad was still a good idea the next morning. But lucky for you they were all over that shit and became my favorite band all over again for believing in something this stupid and awesome. You can get yours at our webstore right now or you can go hunt down Ben and Sean like the dogs they are as AJJ tours it up this summer and get a whole bushel.
CHECK IT!Oh, and we are going to put out a split between Andrew Jackson Jihad and The Gunshy. Holy fuck, right? I've never been more proud to be an american.
And while were on the topic of things to cuddle with, Look at this cutie pie!

Attaboy (Hi-fuctose) has discovered the cutest animal since we tied a bunch of tribbles to a koala, Gooberries!
Each Gooberry
has been freshly picked from a secret Gooberry Patch before ripening just for you!
Like a newborn’s skull, their soft skin has yet to be fully formed, so a Gooberry is very impressionable and extra-sensitive to your each and every touch!
Please, please, DO NOT attempt to eat a Gooberry, as they taste like strawberry whipped crème.
DO NOT pull a Gooberry’s string, as each pull, although wholly satisfying to you, brings the Gooberry that much closer to a most painful death.
Me and Avi will be in LA June 13th for the debut at Attaboy's "A touch of Evil" Art show!

This is Silver Sprocket's first of many dips into the world of making toys. Do I smell Phenomenauts action figures? No, thats just my laptop melting from the inside out, ruh roh.
Before the fire that has sprouted up around my f11 key spreads to far lets talk about these things and why they are important if you wana grow up to be a big strong man like your daddy.

Shangalang/Brickfight split 7 inch for sale now, fuck yea!

New shirt design!!!

I cant be anymore specific.
Truly, Madly, Deeply
Eoin