This is breaking news (a.k.a. things that entertain me) brought to you by one grande Misto from Starbucks on an empty stomach, a deplorably short night of sleep, and the normal (I hope) human tendency to self-indulgently blog when I feel chatty and there is no one else around to listen.

1. Do you believe in Cheesus? (Oh, victory in Cheesus, my flavor forever…) Visit this link for the full story. http://...com/r4y3jz

2. Somebody FINALLY came up with something that makes some sense around here. Prescription fish tanks. The Hallelujah Chorus is ringing in my ears…
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3. The other day I had the idea to make a tshirt that says “the Holy Spirit is my GPS" on it. I jokingly mentioned it to Matt Maher and he said, “GPS–Global Paraclete System!” at which point we laughed hysterically while the rest of the people at the table wondered who invited the crazy people.

This has been your morning news report, brought to you free of charge and possibly against your will by yours truly. Happy Tuesday!