Posted on November 8, 2007 (Edit Post)
Filed Under gooch

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So latest news out of the middle-east is that a brutal dictator, who forcibly overthrew a democratically elected government, has amassed WMDs, has threatened to use them against one of our allies, and allows a large militia of Al Quaeda terrorists to conduct operations against American soldiers has declared martial law and arrested most of his major opponents.

The country is Pakistan, and its self-imposed leader, General Pervez Musharraf is the dictator I describe above. Our ally in the Global War On Terror. Our buddy the dictator

Unlike Iran, Pakistan has Al Quaeda within its borders conducting operations against American soldiers. Unlike Iran, Pakistan ALREADY has nuclear weapons, and has threatened, our ally India on several occasions (The Kashmir region in the grips of an undeclared war.

Iran did overthrow the government in the 70s, just like Musharraf. Of course, they overthrew a government that we had installed, so my guess is that the Iranian "revolution" is, and was more popular than the Military coup that Pakistan faced.

Why don't we put our energy into invading Pakistan?

Wouldn't we be welcomed into the former democracy with open arms? General Musharraf took power from a democratically elected WOMAN in 2000, who was a Muslim…… Yeah that's right, a democratically elected female Muslim was forced out of power by a ruthless and greedy military.

I think its time to fire up some Toby Keith people!

What about Saparmurat Niyazov, the dictator of Turkmenistan? This crazy dictator has officially changed his name to Turkmenbashi, which means "Father Of Turkmen", he's re-named months of the year after he and his mother, banned ballet, gold teeth and recorded music, and is in the process of building a lake in the middle of a desert…..

Hell, I think we can even get some of those Glooooball Warming nuts to back our play in Turkmenistan. Did I mention he was Muslim?

We cannot start thinking about invading parties without considering the most brutal dictator in the Middle-East;

Abdul Aziz al-Saud of Saudi Arabia.

Saudi Arabia is the home of the culture police, some of the worst women's rights in the world, and 15 of the 19 hijackers that flew into the world Trade Center on September 11th. In 1990, during the Gulf war, religious policemen beat US servicewomen for walking around in shorts. They have been known to fund terrorism against American and Israeli interests,

An invasion of Saudi Arabia would likely go very smoothly. After all, we already have an Air Force base there. And The United States government did install the government there. Surely we've got some inside as to how they would try to defend themselves.

So, the next time somebody asks me how I feel about invading Iran, I'm going to say I'm for it.

Just as soon as we're done in Pakistan, Turkmenistan, and Saudi Arabia.