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Will Sparling


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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 22
Sign: Sagittarius

City: Discworld
Country: UK
Signup Date: 5/31/2005
Friday, October 06, 2006 

Current mood:  pissed off
Category: Life

yeah so i was at work yesterday cutting a piece of metal when a spark flys into my fukin eye partially blinding me. i went to the hospital and guess what people. i have a fuckin shard of metal lodged in my pupil. great stuff eh? it doesnt stop there. im having a sort of operation/laser eye treatment thing today to try and get this fucker out. fuckin cunt. it hurts so much i cant even sleep at night.

for fuck sake. MY FUCKIN EYE!!

and before any of you smart arse pricks say it, i knew i shouldve been wearing goggles.

(4 hours later)

well iv had it done. the pain is unbearable. i cant even blink properly. iv had tattoos piercings and broken bones. this tops it all. 1/2 the shard of metal is still in there.

the pain is unberable. i cannot sleep or blink or even see for a limited time. my life has turned to a living torture.

enjoy your eyesight my friends, you only get it once. may i be an example of what can happen.

The names Mark but my friends call me... Mark

 
Dude that must smart (understatement!) where do you work??
 
Posted by The names Mark but my friends call me... Mark on Friday, October 06, 2006 - 6:18 PM
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Sweeney

 

sorry but I have to say this...you're going to hate me but I have to

 

"It's got eyes....."

 

*snigger*


 
Posted by Sweeney on Thursday, January 11, 2007 - 12:44 AM
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Mark
mark Marney

 
i dont know what the other people are talking about but is "cutting a piece of metal" code for whacking off? and is "spark" code for erectile juicey love?
 
Posted by Mark on Saturday, August 25, 2007 - 9:51 PM
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