Derek Said It Would Be Like This! (That probably only makes sense if you live in the TriState)
There is a blizzard of white tissuey papery stuff falling all over the place today. It's cold. It's wet. It's rather pointy too. I am camping on the sofa and creating a sphere of happy warmth!
Snow in the news:Salt Shortage Snow:So, there is a salt shortage this year...
Salt shortage...
Um, isn't there abundant salt floating about most everywhere? Did someone have a huge salt party over the summer and we are just finding out that there is a lack? This means that only major arteries will be pre-treated and that the little people like ME, who live in a fricken forest, will have to invest in a home plow so that I don't get stuck in my driveway.

I never thought the words "major arteries" and "salt" in the same sentence, would be a good thing.
Family Guy Snow:
Tom: And now to our weatherman Ollie Williams for the Weather Forecast, Ollie?
Ollie: IT'S SLEETIN' SIDEWAYS! Tom: Don't you have an umbrella?
Olie: USED TO! Tom: Where is it now?
Ollie: INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY! Tom: Is there anything we can do for you?
Ollie: BRING ME SOME SOUP! Tom: What kind?
Ollie: CHUNKY! Tom: Thanks, Ollie. Up next, a pig that refuses to eat Jews. After this.
The Backyard in Snow:If You Can't Beat The Snow:
What is your favorite thing to do when it snows out?
For those in snow-challenged climates, what do you like do to when the weather is inclement?
Stay safe & Be Good (Santa is watching)