God I hate MySpace. It's still so horrible. I admit that there's been no shortage of improvements and enhancements and blah blah blah dot dot dot, but come *on*. How can it still be so overwhelmingly popular?

Facebook isn't much better, mind you, but at least the interface was well-designed from the ground up. Now, I understand that Tom may have had better things to do than dream up an amazing interface from scratch (there's hardly a basis for comparison for social networking sites, right?) but there's been plenty of time and opportunity for a sweeping revamp. Heck, there *has* been a sweeping revamp. And it still sucks! Awesome job, blind helmet-wearing monkeys. Your skills never cease to impress and amaze.

So why am I still using it? I don't. Unfortunately there are still a ton of people that do. I even see MySpace addresses on ads for random stuff on TV. Ugh. Anyway, those poor souls that continue to use it need at least a little bit of sunshine in their otherwise dark lives, and that's what I'm here to deliver. Once every six months.

It's like living in Canadia, only without the Canadians. Awesome.