Choosing colors for your house is about as stressful as making music (and hopefully as rewarding)... The back and forth, the way the samples change (to you) in various lighting, the suggestions you get from neighbors and friends - I'm about ready to scream for Calgon to "take me away"... Then, you wonder how the hell they come up with the names for all the colors... (?) Here are the latest choices which will probably change tomorrow;

1. Lincolnshire Olive (Kitchen) - Do you put these in a martini?

2. Villa Torlonia (Great room) - Is this the latest addition on Olive Garden's menu?

3. Marsh Grass (Master) - I believe this is the cheap shit Johnny Drama & Turtle buy when Ari can't get Vince any work.