Well it ain't Gary Jeffries!
Prize Cabbage?
NEWS DOWN THE LINE is that Gary is harvesting quite a garden this season! Folks are jealous of his HUGE vine ripened, juicy-saucy tomatoes, potatoes the SIZE of footballs, cucumbers that LOOK like this guy...
...and well, the big mystery is how he grew this tall and beautiful, blonde-haired cabbage, that somehow rolled itself out of the garden-of-gargantuas and in through the front door of his swamp shack. Holy TOLEDO OHIO! GOOD GOLLY, MISS WATERMELON-ON-THE-VINE!
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OH MY GOURD!...Light bulb idea! Gary's gonna take that prize winning vegetable to the WAYNESVILLE OHIO SAUERKRAUT FESTIVAL on SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11 to see if he can win some kind of blue ribbon for the Most Unusual Produce. Did we say sauerkraut? Heck, do YOU even know what sauerkraut is? It's pickled cabbage...and its pretty sour...requires alot of mustard...is popular around the world...puts hair on your chest! For more inquiring minds...read about it here
Wikipedia on sauerkraut
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I guess you could say that Gary grew a 'pretty' sweet cabbage this year? Must be that odd smelling swamp fertilizer he's been throwin' on his garden all summer long. You know that Gary. He does things his OWN way and in his OWN time...has got his OWN concoctions. Hmmmm. Gary, you might want to think about marketin' this fertilizer on the NET or sumpin'...
BUT, THAT'S NOT ALL...THE BEST PART OF THE SAUERKRAUT FESTIVAL IS NOT THE CABBAGE or THE GUYS or the DOLLS,
But the MUSIC!
GET ON YOUR CHOPPERS!
WEAR YOUR FOOT STOMPIN BOOTS, CAUSE
THE GARY JEFFRIES BAND IS COMING
TO THE SAUERKRAUT FESTIVAL
WAYNESVILLE, OHIO
SAT. OCT 11
MAIN STAGE
5PM EST
For more information,
read about the Festival HERE
BE THERE or BE SQUARE!
What's this? You don't live in OHIO? Well, take a trip, ride a plane, get on a train, wing it, JUST GET THERE! And, while your there, cast your vote for Gary's 'pretty' sweet, cabbage patch doll!
Coming to you LIVE from the Official Gary Jeffries Myspace 2008
Disclaimer-Is there gonna be a 'pretty' sweet cabbage patch doll - NOT! only in your dreams!