goddamit why does the cable have to be so problematic when i want to remember a dream. so josie and i were getting ready for her brother's wedding and apparently we were doing so in some large Sam's club type of warehouse. i guess because it was filled with supplies. we were sort of moving in to get ready for the journey. a good friend from high school was set to join us. josie ran home to get me shoes and brought back my nastiest sneakers. then some douchebag who looked just like Edgar from 24 (also the fat cop from sopranos) made some snide comment about my intelligence. he turned out to be somehow connected with the english dept. i threatened him with extreme violence and encouraged him to check my grades if he had issues. i recall informing josie that the next time i attended a family event it would be a funeral, and nothing else. I THEN ASCENDED TO THE HEIGHTS OF THE UNIVERSE WHERE I LEARNED THAT LANGUAGE AND SOCIETY WERE ONE. LANGUAGE, ESPECIALLY THE CHINESE LANGUAGE WAS SHAPED LIKE A DROP OF STICKY LIQUID AND I SPAT IT OUT. I FOLLOWED THE DROPLET IN ITS DESCENT TOWARDS EARTH WHERE WE BOTH HIT THE WATERS OF PRIMORDIAL SEAS. THE DROPLET SPREAD LIKE SPERM AND I SANK THROUGH THE WATERS ENCOUNTERING THE SPECIES THAT SURVIVE A CERTAIN DEPTHS ACCORDINGLY. AFTER I REALIZED THAT NO VOICE OVER ACCOMPANIED ME, I FINALLY MADE IT BACK TO THE TOP. I SAW THAT THIS SEA OF LIFE AND LANGUAGE HAD BEEN CONTAINED BY THE WALLS OF THE WAREHOUSE. AS I CALLED OUT TO ANYONE, I AWOKE. HOLY FUCK. IF THE QUIT SMOKING DRUGS I WAS JUST PRESCRIBED HAVE THE SIDE EFFECT OF VIVID DREAMS HOW AM I GOING TO SLEEP AT NIGHT. I HAVEN'T STARTED TAKING THEM YET.