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State: Victoria
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Monday, August 10, 2009 

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Woman getting married to fairground ride

Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.

 
Woman getting married to fairground ride
Amy Wolfe will change her surname to Weber Photo: BARCROFT MEDIA
This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.

Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports
“I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said.
Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

“I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”

Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive. “I’m not hurting anyone and I can’t help it," she said. "It’s a part of who I am.”


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And Also this LOL





Woman 'married' to Berlin Wall for 29 years

A woman with a bizarre fetish for inaninimate objects has revealed she has been married to the Berlin Wall for 29 years.

 
Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, 54, whose surname means Berlin Wall in German, wed the concrete structure in 1979 after being diagnosed with a condition called Objectum-Sexuality.

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, whose fetish is said to have its roots in childhood, claimed she fell in love with the structure when she first saw it on television when she was seven.
She began collecting "his" pictures and saving up for visits. On her sixth trip in 1979 they tied the knot before a handful of guests.
While she remains a virgin with humans, she insists she has a full, loving relationship with the wall.

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who lives in Liden, northern Sweden, said: "I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy.

"The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he’s too thick – my husband is sexier."
While the rest of mankind rejoiced when the Wall, erected by the Soviets in 1961 to halt an exodus from East to West Berlin, was largely torn down in 1989, its "wife" was horrified.

She's never been back and now keeps models depicting "his" former glory.
She said: “What they did was awful. They mutilated my husband."
She is said to have shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence.

Objectum-Sexual or objectophilia is feelings of love, attraction, arousal, and commitment for a particular object.

The mere thought of a relationship with an actual human being seems ludicrous.





DJ JanderVK

 
It's a right wing conspiracy to promote the idea that if you can marry someone of the same sex, it will lead to marriages to anything you please.

The Berlin Wall woman is just either selfish or a Commie :b

:spreads his conspiracy theories: XD
 
Posted by DJ JanderVK on Monday, August 10, 2009 - 11:37 AM
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Sirlee
Sirlee Oldman

 
Just goes to show that women can be strange !!
 
Posted by Sirlee on Monday, August 10, 2009 - 2:06 PM
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soldier tom
Tom Tickelson

 
i hope they have an amazing marriage together.........
 
Posted by soldier tom on Monday, August 10, 2009 - 4:39 PM
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ChOppIn CHu/THA GAME RUNA

 
I hope she wore protection When She Screwed iT! haha lol
 
Posted by ChOppIn CHu/THA GAME RUNA on Monday, August 10, 2009 - 4:40 PM
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Terry
Terry Morgan

 
Bet thier rabbits or rockets were jealous. How are your lambs?
 
Posted by Terry on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 5:37 AM
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Michael
Michael Thompson

 

I haven’t heard the first story before but Iv’e definitely heard about the woman who married the berlin wall. And I think it’s quite sad really.


 
Posted by Michael on Thursday, August 13, 2009 - 2:17 PM
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$AQUAMAN$

 
That's wild I guess love is what u want it to be
 
Posted by $AQUAMAN$ on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 8:49 AM
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Murda One CEO of Real Rhymes Records

 
I think I'm going to get masrried to a Butcher Knife. I'll just have to make sure that it's sheaved before we have sex.
 
Posted by Murda One CEO of Real Rhymes Records on Saturday, October 24, 2009 - 9:00 PM
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